Documentary
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therealpmI will be appearing in a documentary by the BBC about the narrow educational background of our current government. It will be presented by Andrew Neil.
No capering involved, Alastair. Watch and learn.
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Date: 2011-01-27 12:43 pm (UTC)Well, yes, now that you mention it, John and I might have had an informal tête à tête. Nothing unusual in that, is there? Believe it or not, I can do civil.
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Date: 2011-01-27 12:52 pm (UTC)Of course you can do civil, I'm more curious as to why you would bother and with Bercow of all people.
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Date: 2011-01-27 12:59 pm (UTC)LUCOZADE ME, WOMANCoffee would be great, if you're offering.
We're... we're friends. Acquaintances. Y'know, "pals". Why the sudden interest? We weren't talking about you, if that's what you're wondering. Bloody norah, you're almost as self-involved as I tell people you are.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:08 pm (UTC)There.
Prior to today, you've met John precisely once, during which time you bellowed obscenities and coerced him into making you tea. I agree he's friendly, for a Tory, but I suspect you may be overstating the amiability of your relationship.
'Bloody norah, you're almost as self-involved as I tell people you are.'
I suppose that's the closest I'll get to an admission that you lie like a rug.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:15 pm (UTC)Cheers. That's nifty by the way, very Star Trek. One of yours, I assume?
Fuck me, the words "dog" and "bone" spring to mind... I - *sigh* I needed a
confidentialchat with an impartial party. Now will you drop it?Practically a compulsion. Tony still prays for me.
*sips*
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:30 pm (UTC)For now.
I'll raid your memories later.How nice of him, I never knew he cared.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:41 pm (UTC)Peter, I know better than to be satisfied with an answer that makes my frontal lobes tingle. Still, I suppose it'll have to do.
Oh yes, he's very into it. There was a shrine involved at some stage but Cherie put it in the recycling.
Interfering slag.(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 01:45 pm (UTC)Please keep your tingliness to yourself.
Best place for it, any larger and your ego would require a second hotel room at conferences.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:50 pm (UTC)Tony invested a lot of time, energy and macaroni art in that shrine.
There is a principle at stake.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:55 pm (UTC)...
...sorry, I'm just trying to process the two outrageous lies in that statement. Firstly, that you were well brought up instead of dragged in from Ilkley Moor, baht'at and bloody-minded. Secondly, that you have any principles to stake at all. Give me a few moments...
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:59 pm (UTC)Was was that? If that was meant to be a Yorkshire accent, it was fucking hopeless.
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Do it again.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:14 pm (UTC)N-no, it was brilliant. Like reggae being played backwards through a pork pie.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:17 pm (UTC)*drinks tea to hide aforementioned expression*
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:21 pm (UTC)*produces hip flask*
*surreptitiously adds milk to coffee*
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:22 pm (UTC)Stop that! You're not the milkybar kid.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:27 pm (UTC)But I am strong and tough! And frequently silence crowded saloons with my presence!
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:31 pm (UTC)Hartlepoolnorthern roots.Mmmhmm- I suspect as everyone therin is busy wondering whether there's been a sudden a gas leak. You can be rather... pungent.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:39 pm (UTC)Yahweh's cunt, we're doing fart jokes now? Remind me never to take your claims of taste and sophistication seriously ever again.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:42 pm (UTC)Who said anything about flatulence? I was referring to your general lack of anything resembling personal hygeine.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:46 pm (UTC)Don't retaliate don't retaliate don't retaliateApologies, Arthur Scargill.
I'll have you know that my natural musk has buttered many a parsnip in its time.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:40 pm (UTC)