Documentary

[therealpm]

I will be appearing in a documentary by the BBC about the narrow educational background of our current government. It will be presented by Andrew Neil.

No capering involved, Alastair. Watch and learn.

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[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I represented the people of Hartlepool for many years.

Who said anything about flatulence? I was referring to your general lack of anything resembling personal hygeine.

[c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com]

Don't retaliate don't retaliate don't retaliate

Apologies, Arthur Scargill.

I'll have you know that my natural musk has buttered many a parsnip in its time.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pretend to take that literally, because the notion of what it could mean euphemistically is likely to put me off my dinner.

[c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com]

Whatever it takes to sublimate those raging hormones.

Any road, I'd better be moving on, got to fit in at least some prep for a bit of slap and tickle with that suited-up choirboy Mitchell tonight. I'll leave you to turn on, tune in and mock relentlessly.

Ta for the coffee - and if you manage to leave my brain alone for the next eight hours, the fucking milkybars are on moi.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Begone, demon. Back to the pit from whence ye came.

[c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com]

*exits with a theatrical flourish*