Documentary
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therealpmI will be appearing in a documentary by the BBC about the narrow educational background of our current government. It will be presented by Andrew Neil.
No capering involved, Alastair. Watch and learn.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:08 pm (UTC)There.
Prior to today, you've met John precisely once, during which time you bellowed obscenities and coerced him into making you tea. I agree he's friendly, for a Tory, but I suspect you may be overstating the amiability of your relationship.
'Bloody norah, you're almost as self-involved as I tell people you are.'
I suppose that's the closest I'll get to an admission that you lie like a rug.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:15 pm (UTC)Cheers. That's nifty by the way, very Star Trek. One of yours, I assume?
Fuck me, the words "dog" and "bone" spring to mind... I - *sigh* I needed a
confidentialchat with an impartial party. Now will you drop it?Practically a compulsion. Tony still prays for me.
*sips*
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:30 pm (UTC)For now.
I'll raid your memories later.How nice of him, I never knew he cared.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:41 pm (UTC)Peter, I know better than to be satisfied with an answer that makes my frontal lobes tingle. Still, I suppose it'll have to do.
Oh yes, he's very into it. There was a shrine involved at some stage but Cherie put it in the recycling.
Interfering slag.(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 01:45 pm (UTC)Please keep your tingliness to yourself.
Best place for it, any larger and your ego would require a second hotel room at conferences.
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:50 pm (UTC)Tony invested a lot of time, energy and macaroni art in that shrine.
There is a principle at stake.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 01:55 pm (UTC)...
...sorry, I'm just trying to process the two outrageous lies in that statement. Firstly, that you were well brought up instead of dragged in from Ilkley Moor, baht'at and bloody-minded. Secondly, that you have any principles to stake at all. Give me a few moments...
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Date: 2011-01-27 01:59 pm (UTC)Was was that? If that was meant to be a Yorkshire accent, it was fucking hopeless.
...
Do it again.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:14 pm (UTC)N-no, it was brilliant. Like reggae being played backwards through a pork pie.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:17 pm (UTC)*drinks tea to hide aforementioned expression*
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:21 pm (UTC)*produces hip flask*
*surreptitiously adds milk to coffee*
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:22 pm (UTC)Stop that! You're not the milkybar kid.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:27 pm (UTC)But I am strong and tough! And frequently silence crowded saloons with my presence!
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:31 pm (UTC)Hartlepoolnorthern roots.Mmmhmm- I suspect as everyone therin is busy wondering whether there's been a sudden a gas leak. You can be rather... pungent.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:39 pm (UTC)Yahweh's cunt, we're doing fart jokes now? Remind me never to take your claims of taste and sophistication seriously ever again.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:42 pm (UTC)Who said anything about flatulence? I was referring to your general lack of anything resembling personal hygeine.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:46 pm (UTC)Don't retaliate don't retaliate don't retaliateApologies, Arthur Scargill.
I'll have you know that my natural musk has buttered many a parsnip in its time.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-27 02:56 pm (UTC)Any road, I'd better be moving on, got to fit in at least some prep for a bit of slap and tickle with that suited-up choirboy Mitchell tonight. I'll leave you to turn on, tune in and mock relentlessly.
Ta for the coffee - and if you manage to leave my brain alone for the next eight hours, the fucking milkybars are on moi.
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-27 02:40 pm (UTC)