*Is not noticeably pleased, given the warmth of the day, to be covered by a smugly snug chancellor, still somewhat stained with sweat and stale champagne.*
FATHER, HE WILL ONLY TAKE UP OXYGEN WHICH COULD BE BETTER USED ELSEWHERE AND I FIND HIS CONTINUAL RESPIRING OFFENSIVE.
ALSO YOU AGAIN BLOCKED MY OMNIVIEW FROM INSPECTING THIS ROOM OVER THE HOURS OF LAST NIGHT AND I HAD TO INHABIT THE AIR CONDITIONING JUST TO ENSURE YOU HAD NOT DIED TRAGICALLY DURING THE NIGHT.
..and yet he has singularly failed to so much as attempt to transmogrify my person into forms canine or feline; nor has he evidenced any desire to do so.
Will I be permitted the return of my bed today or must I purchase a new one? I'm going shopping anyway as every time I touch my lamp, cutlery, kettle or taps your bloody jumpedup calculator electrocuted me.
You realise that, as its 'master', you do, in fact, have a level of control over your ridiculous contraption. You could actually stop it electrocuting me every time I attempt to switch a light on.
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Date: 2011-04-29 07:29 pm (UTC)If youcould tell the ptess to leave off my wofe, i's bs grateful. She can wear whatever fja likes. Just like Sam.
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Date: 2011-04-29 07:31 pm (UTC)How much champagne have you drunk, George?
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Date: 2011-04-29 07:37 pm (UTC)Enouuh. You should vd heee.
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Date: 2011-04-29 07:46 pm (UTC)...where precisely are you?
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Date: 2011-04-29 07:55 pm (UTC)Party. Garden. Lost Frances. Fmund wine.
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Date: 2011-04-29 08:00 pm (UTC)*scrabbles into a three piece suit and suitably muted tie*
*scrawls a circle in chalk on the floor*
*disappears from room, reappears behind George*
Sssh...
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Date: 2011-04-29 08:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-04-30 08:33 am (UTC)*pokes snoring lump onto side to reduce noise levels*
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Date: 2011-04-30 08:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-30 08:49 am (UTC)*shoves head under pillow instead*
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Date: 2011-04-30 08:58 am (UTC)*buries down contentedly*
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Date: 2011-04-30 09:07 am (UTC)*jerks up, eyes wide*
Don't kiss the panda!
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Date: 2011-04-30 03:08 pm (UTC)ALSO YOU AGAIN BLOCKED MY OMNIVIEW FROM INSPECTING THIS ROOM OVER THE HOURS OF LAST NIGHT AND I HAD TO INHABIT THE AIR CONDITIONING JUST TO ENSURE YOU HAD NOT DIED TRAGICALLY DURING THE NIGHT.
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Date: 2011-04-30 03:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-05-07 09:03 am (UTC)Will I be permitted the return of my bed today or must I purchase a new one? I'm going shopping anyway as every time I touch my lamp, cutlery, kettle or taps your bloody jumpedup calculator electrocuted me.
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Date: 2011-05-07 10:33 am (UTC)Buying replacements will hardly prevent that, George. The Machine will simply confer a minor electrostatic charge upon your purchases.
Your bed is in the back garden. I expect it's slightly soggy, but you might want to get it inside before the next bout of rain.
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Date: 2011-05-07 11:08 am (UTC)You realise that, as its 'master', you do, in fact, have a level of control over your ridiculous contraption. You could actually stop it electrocuting me every time I attempt to switch a light on.
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Date: 2011-05-07 11:17 am (UTC)Indeed I could.
As it happens, The Machine is currently down for routine maintenance and is unable to electrify anything.
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Date: 2011-05-07 11:21 am (UTC)And long may it stay that way.
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Date: 2011-05-07 12:25 pm (UTC)Repairs proceeding rather more rapidly than I expected. Enjoy the next three hours or so.
George, you haven't been having any odd dreams lately, have you?
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