I would ask you to pick something from that Italian place down the road, but I know you're rather parochial, preferring a home cooked roast, and that the Italian option is unlikely to win, so I'll ask for fish and chips, which neither of us really want but because we've split the vote it's allowed to slip through.
*walks into kitchen.* *Starts getting plates out of cupboard*
Makes a nice change. The tips of my fingers are still numb. *mutters* Bloody contraption with its sparks and shattered light bulbs and power surges blowing up radios. Ought to be unplugged and doused in water. Like living with a polterg- Peter!
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Date: 2011-05-07 02:44 pm (UTC)I wouldn't have been half as obnoxious about it.
Something like that. Now are you coming round for dinner this evening or not?
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Date: 2011-05-07 02:48 pm (UTC)Well it's certainly not safe in my kitchen so I suppose I might be forced to.
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Date: 2011-05-07 02:50 pm (UTC)I shall expect you at around 7 o'clock.
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Date: 2011-05-07 05:01 pm (UTC)Are you cooking or shall I pick something up? One answer only, don't care for your second preferences.
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Date: 2011-05-07 05:06 pm (UTC)I would ask you to pick something from that Italian place down the road, but I know you're rather parochial, preferring a home cooked roast, and that the Italian option is unlikely to win, so I'll ask for fish and chips, which neither of us really want but because we've split the vote it's allowed to slip through.
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Date: 2011-05-07 05:50 pm (UTC)Hello?
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Date: 2011-05-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-07 06:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-07 06:15 pm (UTC)*takes George's coat and gives him a peck on the cheek*
You know where the kitchen is. As far as I know nothing's electrified that shouldn't be.
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Date: 2011-05-07 06:27 pm (UTC)*Starts getting plates out of cupboard*
Makes a nice change. The tips of my fingers are still numb. *mutters* Bloody contraption with its sparks and shattered light bulbs and power surges blowing up radios. Ought to be unplugged and doused in water. Like living with a polterg- Peter!
Don't walk so quietly. Make noise. Like a human
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Date: 2011-05-07 06:36 pm (UTC)If you didn't talk to yourself all the time, you might be able to hear something other than the sound of your own voice.
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Date: 2011-05-07 06:43 pm (UTC)*shakes head and snaps back*
Tell me you have some sort of decent wine lined up
*continues dishing up*
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Date: 2011-05-07 06:51 pm (UTC)*holds up hands*
...oh don't look like that, you didn't think I was being serious, did you?
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:01 pm (UTC)After this day-Wouldn't put it past you to-
You're lucky I-
*Sigh*
Of course not. I have some sense of humour left. Food's up.
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:05 pm (UTC)Thank you, dear boy.
*uncorks wine*
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:08 pm (UTC)*sniffs*
Better
*raises glass*
Would it be churlish or premature to toast the end of the liberal democrats?
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:13 pm (UTC)Mmph, the latter, they're far more tenacious than you give them credit for.
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:16 pm (UTC)It's from the place round the corner. I didn't put anything in it. Should I have asked them to use SDP MSPs instead of beef?
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:25 pm (UTC)*sips wine*
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:27 pm (UTC)Salmond's not a spring chicken. I'd have thought it would be tougher.
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:31 pm (UTC)I thought Scotland was far away, bestial and not to be discussed if at all possible?
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-07 07:43 pm (UTC)How is Cameron anyway? Looking forward to a cosy chat with mr Salmond?
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:49 pm (UTC)Don't stare at it. Eat it.
The last I heard, in the strictest of confidence, he was slightly hungover and cursing Cable, Clegg and Tebbit. I left him to it.
Haven't heard much from Miliband
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Date: 2011-05-07 07:52 pm (UTC)*nibbles thoughtfully on a piece of pasta*
Miliband is... busy
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