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I meant opposition.

And you know perfectly well I couldn't have dinners like this had I run for leader.

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*sips wine*

True, you'd have to invite Nick Clegg over, and we couldn't have him weeping into the tablecloth.

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*places cutlery on plate*
*reclines in chair*

I hear he prefers kebabs to actual culinary prowess

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I wouldn't know.

*stretches out*

Here, Jack.

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*sighs*
Too tired to debate the average calorie intake of the adult male tonight.

*gets to feet slowly*
*takes plate over to side*

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*sips wine*

Bed? I assure you the mattress is perfectly acceptable.

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An early night is very much in order.

*rubs at eyes*

I'll do the dishes in the morning. See you when you come up.

*heads to door*

AV explained