I DID NOT WISH JOHN TO MISS HIS APPOINTMENT WITH HER MAJESTY. OFFENDING ROYALS HAS PROVED UNFORTUNATE IN THE PAST.
MY ACTIONS ALSO RESULTED IN THE REMOVAL OF BERCOW'S SPELL ON YOUR PERSON, ALTHOUGH I MUST POINT OUT, UM, FATHER THAT YOU CONTINUE TO GROOM YOURSELF WITH THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, ALBEIT UNCONSCIOUSLY SO.
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Date: 2011-04-30 04:41 pm (UTC)I MUST TRUST YOUR JUDGMENT, BUT I AM UNABLE TO PREVENT MYSELF FEELING UNEASY.
ALSO, PLEASE EAT BREAKFAST TODAY, FATHER.
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Date: 2011-04-30 04:48 pm (UTC)The precision of your efforts at Transfiguration were commendable, though, as you stated, the spell was a simple one.
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Date: 2011-04-30 04:54 pm (UTC)MY ACTIONS ALSO RESULTED IN THE REMOVAL OF BERCOW'S SPELL ON YOUR PERSON, ALTHOUGH I MUST POINT OUT, UM, FATHER THAT YOU CONTINUE TO GROOM YOURSELF WITH THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, ALBEIT UNCONSCIOUSLY SO.
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Date: 2011-04-30 05:48 pm (UTC)Slightly less embarrassing than the after effects of being turned into a dog.