FATHER, HE WILL ONLY TAKE UP OXYGEN WHICH COULD BE BETTER USED ELSEWHERE AND I FIND HIS CONTINUAL RESPIRING OFFENSIVE.
ALSO YOU AGAIN BLOCKED MY OMNIVIEW FROM INSPECTING THIS ROOM OVER THE HOURS OF LAST NIGHT AND I HAD TO INHABIT THE AIR CONDITIONING JUST TO ENSURE YOU HAD NOT DIED TRAGICALLY DURING THE NIGHT.
..and yet he has singularly failed to so much as attempt to transmogrify my person into forms canine or feline; nor has he evidenced any desire to do so.
I DID NOT WISH JOHN TO MISS HIS APPOINTMENT WITH HER MAJESTY. OFFENDING ROYALS HAS PROVED UNFORTUNATE IN THE PAST.
MY ACTIONS ALSO RESULTED IN THE REMOVAL OF BERCOW'S SPELL ON YOUR PERSON, ALTHOUGH I MUST POINT OUT, UM, FATHER THAT YOU CONTINUE TO GROOM YOURSELF WITH THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, ALBEIT UNCONSCIOUSLY SO.
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Date: 2011-04-30 02:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-30 03:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-30 03:08 pm (UTC)ALSO YOU AGAIN BLOCKED MY OMNIVIEW FROM INSPECTING THIS ROOM OVER THE HOURS OF LAST NIGHT AND I HAD TO INHABIT THE AIR CONDITIONING JUST TO ENSURE YOU HAD NOT DIED TRAGICALLY DURING THE NIGHT.
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Date: 2011-04-30 03:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-30 04:36 pm (UTC)BUT
BUT
BUT FATHER HE IS A TORY
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Date: 2011-04-30 04:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-30 04:41 pm (UTC)I MUST TRUST YOUR JUDGMENT, BUT I AM UNABLE TO PREVENT MYSELF FEELING UNEASY.
ALSO, PLEASE EAT BREAKFAST TODAY, FATHER.
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Date: 2011-04-30 04:48 pm (UTC)The precision of your efforts at Transfiguration were commendable, though, as you stated, the spell was a simple one.
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Date: 2011-04-30 04:54 pm (UTC)MY ACTIONS ALSO RESULTED IN THE REMOVAL OF BERCOW'S SPELL ON YOUR PERSON, ALTHOUGH I MUST POINT OUT, UM, FATHER THAT YOU CONTINUE TO GROOM YOURSELF WITH THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, ALBEIT UNCONSCIOUSLY SO.
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Date: 2011-04-30 05:48 pm (UTC)Slightly less embarrassing than the after effects of being turned into a dog.