I will be appearing in a documentary by the BBC about the narrow educational background of our current government. It will be presented by Andrew Neil.
Well, yeah, but they're not nearly as high maintenance.
Give 'em food, shelter and the occasional pat on the head and they'll practically avoid conflict in favour of appreciating you and stuff, the contumacious bastards.
And I don't believe I "asked" you to effectively rape my cerebral cortex, but the initiative was just so darn touching, I couldn't stand to be a stranger. Thanks, buddy.
Ah, Peter. We could go on and on about who invaded whose brain via sorcery and tinkered with its key components in a display of sheer batfuck insanity. What matters is how much it shows you care. I'm getting quite full just thinking about it.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 09:40 pm (UTC)You've always been a class act.
Shut up Campbell.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 09:48 pm (UTC)*spluttersnort*
Why, herr Baron, what a socialist firebrand you are.
No, of course not, you're just "petite", aren't you?
Shortarse.(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 09:54 pm (UTC)Turning phone off. Have better things to do than bicker with you.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 09:57 pm (UTC)Aw, play fair, Peter Rabbit...
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 09:58 pm (UTC)Don't you have a family to attend to?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:03 pm (UTC)Well, yeah, but they're not nearly as high maintenance.
Give 'em food, shelter and the occasional pat on the head and they'll practically avoid conflict in favour of appreciating you and stuff, the contumacious bastards.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:10 pm (UTC)I don't believe I've ever asked for, nor required, your assistance for anything.
My heart bleeds, your life contains such hardship and sorrow.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:23 pm (UTC)And I don't believe I "asked" you to effectively rape my cerebral cortex, but the initiative was just so darn touching, I couldn't stand to be a stranger. Thanks, buddy.
Like you wouldn't believe.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:27 pm (UTC)Alleged. You can't prove anything.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:36 pm (UTC)Ah, Peter. We could go on and on about who invaded whose brain via sorcery and tinkered with its key components in a display of sheer batfuck insanity. What matters is how much it shows you care. I'm getting quite full just thinking about it.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:39 pm (UTC)Shut upI do not care. At all.You're certainly full of it.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:42 pm (UTC)Snigger.Full of the warm fuzzies.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:44 pm (UTC)Do you have anything substantive to say, or are you merely wasting time in as irritating a fashion as possible?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:46 pm (UTC)...
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Would you like a hug?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:51 pm (UTC)Sorry, I have a policy of not accepting the embraces of unpleasant, pseudo-scottish gits.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 11:06 pm (UTC)Ah, please yourself, Cruella - I'm off. I can sense I'm cramping your style with the Brave Little Speaker anyway.
Better stick your arse out and show a bit of tit if you want him to take you to the fucking high school hop, though, eh?
Give it some.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 11:10 pm (UTC)Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you with a bayonet, Campbell. You blew your chance.I hate you....good night. Campbell.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 11:12 pm (UTC)You're angry when you're beautiful.Night night, gobshite.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 11:22 pm (UTC)Night night, gobshite.