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I will be appearing in a documentary by the BBC about the narrow educational background of our current government. It will be presented by Andrew Neil.

No capering involved, Alastair. Watch and learn.

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Date: 2011-01-26 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Turning phone off. Have better things to do than bicker with you.

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Date: 2011-01-26 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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Aw, play fair, Peter Rabbit...

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Date: 2011-01-26 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Don't you have a family to attend to?

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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Well, yeah, but they're not nearly as high maintenance.

Give 'em food, shelter and the occasional pat on the head and they'll practically avoid conflict in favour of appreciating you and stuff, the contumacious bastards.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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I don't believe I've ever asked for, nor required, your assistance for anything.

My heart bleeds, your life contains such hardship and sorrow.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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And I don't believe I "asked" you to effectively rape my cerebral cortex, but the initiative was just so darn touching, I couldn't stand to be a stranger. Thanks, buddy.

Like you wouldn't believe.



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Date: 2011-01-26 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Alleged. You can't prove anything.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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Ah, Peter. We could go on and on about who invaded whose brain via sorcery and tinkered with its key components in a display of sheer batfuck insanity. What matters is how much it shows you care. I'm getting quite full just thinking about it.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Shut up
I do not care. At all.

You're certainly full of it.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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Snigger.

Full of the warm fuzzies.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Do you have anything substantive to say, or are you merely wasting time in as irritating a fashion as possible?

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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...

...

Would you like a hug?

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Sorry, I have a policy of not accepting the embraces of unpleasant, pseudo-scottish gits.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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Ah, please yourself, Cruella - I'm off. I can sense I'm cramping your style with the Brave Little Speaker anyway.

Better stick your arse out and show a bit of tit if you want him to take you to the fucking high school hop, though, eh?

Give it some.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you with a bayonet, Campbell. You blew your chance.

I hate you.

...good night. Campbell.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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You're angry when you're beautiful.

Night night, gobshite.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Night night, gobshite.
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