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I will be appearing in a documentary by the BBC about the narrow educational background of our current government. It will be presented by Andrew Neil.

No capering involved, Alastair. Watch and learn.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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I don't believe I've ever asked for, nor required, your assistance for anything.

My heart bleeds, your life contains such hardship and sorrow.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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And I don't believe I "asked" you to effectively rape my cerebral cortex, but the initiative was just so darn touching, I couldn't stand to be a stranger. Thanks, buddy.

Like you wouldn't believe.



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Date: 2011-01-26 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Alleged. You can't prove anything.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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Ah, Peter. We could go on and on about who invaded whose brain via sorcery and tinkered with its key components in a display of sheer batfuck insanity. What matters is how much it shows you care. I'm getting quite full just thinking about it.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Shut up
I do not care. At all.

You're certainly full of it.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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Snigger.

Full of the warm fuzzies.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Do you have anything substantive to say, or are you merely wasting time in as irritating a fashion as possible?

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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...

...

Would you like a hug?

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Sorry, I have a policy of not accepting the embraces of unpleasant, pseudo-scottish gits.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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Ah, please yourself, Cruella - I'm off. I can sense I'm cramping your style with the Brave Little Speaker anyway.

Better stick your arse out and show a bit of tit if you want him to take you to the fucking high school hop, though, eh?

Give it some.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you with a bayonet, Campbell. You blew your chance.

I hate you.

...good night. Campbell.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com
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You're angry when you're beautiful.

Night night, gobshite.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Night night, gobshite.
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