I will be appearing in a documentary by the BBC about the narrow educational background of our current government. It will be presented by Andrew Neil.
And I don't believe I "asked" you to effectively rape my cerebral cortex, but the initiative was just so darn touching, I couldn't stand to be a stranger. Thanks, buddy.
Ah, Peter. We could go on and on about who invaded whose brain via sorcery and tinkered with its key components in a display of sheer batfuck insanity. What matters is how much it shows you care. I'm getting quite full just thinking about it.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:10 pm (UTC)I don't believe I've ever asked for, nor required, your assistance for anything.
My heart bleeds, your life contains such hardship and sorrow.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:23 pm (UTC)And I don't believe I "asked" you to effectively rape my cerebral cortex, but the initiative was just so darn touching, I couldn't stand to be a stranger. Thanks, buddy.
Like you wouldn't believe.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:27 pm (UTC)Alleged. You can't prove anything.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:36 pm (UTC)Ah, Peter. We could go on and on about who invaded whose brain via sorcery and tinkered with its key components in a display of sheer batfuck insanity. What matters is how much it shows you care. I'm getting quite full just thinking about it.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:39 pm (UTC)Shut upI do not care. At all.You're certainly full of it.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:42 pm (UTC)Snigger.Full of the warm fuzzies.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:44 pm (UTC)Do you have anything substantive to say, or are you merely wasting time in as irritating a fashion as possible?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:46 pm (UTC)...
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Would you like a hug?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 10:51 pm (UTC)Sorry, I have a policy of not accepting the embraces of unpleasant, pseudo-scottish gits.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 11:06 pm (UTC)Ah, please yourself, Cruella - I'm off. I can sense I'm cramping your style with the Brave Little Speaker anyway.
Better stick your arse out and show a bit of tit if you want him to take you to the fucking high school hop, though, eh?
Give it some.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 11:10 pm (UTC)Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you with a bayonet, Campbell. You blew your chance.I hate you....good night. Campbell.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 11:12 pm (UTC)You're angry when you're beautiful.Night night, gobshite.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-26 11:22 pm (UTC)Night night, gobshite.