#16

[therealpm]

Coalition still in power.

Chicken blood feathers everywhere.

Damn it all.

EDIT: Biohazard crew arrived. Going to Campbell's.

Comments

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I've spent most of the day with Alastair, you are not allowed to claim shortness privilages for at least another thirty minutes.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Spoil sport.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*snatches back the changer*

*switches to BBC News*

Those protests make the Millbank affair look rather pathetic in comparison.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I hate to bring up technicalities, but there is a slight difference between those protests and what happened at Millbank.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

You always were one to quibble over details.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Force of habit.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

In that case, you won't mind when I point out that the presenter's tie is a hideous interpretation of a mandelbrot set in blue nylon and faded crimson. Utterly hideous, but at least he's got it centred.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm

I wonder where he got it from...

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Envy is the root of all evil, John.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I have plenty of marvellous ties of my own, why would I be envious?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I could practically see your eyes turning green.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I am not envious of that man's tie! I already own one rather similar to it.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Of course not, dear boy. I shall cross it off the christmas list.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

...Damn it.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

...something the matter, John?

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

No, no, nothing at all.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I shall just have to get you the complete Hansard in hardback instead. I'm sure it won't fill too many rooms.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

How very thoughtful of you. I've no idea what I could possibly get you in return.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll think of something.

Hmm, it appears that Mubarak has dismissed his entire cabinet. I'm so glad that we live in a country where a party leader can't just sack his cabinet members on a whim, aren't you?

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

...

Yes Peter, no Peter, three bags full Peter...

*Pours another glass* Top up?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

I'll give Mr Howard your regards, next time we cross swords.

Yes please.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

*Tops up glass* There.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Most kind.

Will the Rt. Hon John Bercow list his official engagements for the weekend?

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

He will if Baron Mandelson of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and of Hartlepool in the County of Durham will speak like a normal human being.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

What iz ya doin' dis here weekend?

...better?

Stop giggling.