#16

[therealpm]

Coalition still in power.

Chicken blood feathers everywhere.

Damn it all.

EDIT: Biohazard crew arrived. Going to Campbell's.

Comments

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

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Yes Peter, no Peter, three bags full Peter...

*Pours another glass* Top up?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

I'll give Mr Howard your regards, next time we cross swords.

Yes please.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

*Tops up glass* There.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Most kind.

Will the Rt. Hon John Bercow list his official engagements for the weekend?

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

He will if Baron Mandelson of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and of Hartlepool in the County of Durham will speak like a normal human being.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

What iz ya doin' dis here weekend?

...better?

Stop giggling.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Haha... I *snort* I can't help it.

That was officially once of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Dear me, you're almost as bad as Alastair. One word in t'yawkshuh drall 'nd he's on t'floor.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! Stop it! You're killing me!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

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[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

S-*snort*-sorry. I'll try and *cough* and calm down.

Anyway, the official diary for the Speaker is currently empty for the weekend period. Have you got any plans for the weekend?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Good. Otherwise I may be forced to inflict West Country on you, and no one wants that.

*flicks through channels*

I thought I might try and get Alastair instituted as Director General of the BBC, the programmes wouldn't be quite as impartial, but they would be a good deal more interesting.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

We could always film it and put it on YouTube; you'd be an internet sensation in an instant.

I still think you should write that letter of complaint. Or better yet, write it then film yourself reading it aloud in a West Country accent and post it on the internet.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I will leave internet fame to those young bloods better equipped to handle it.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

...you just had to bring that up again, didn't you?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Someone made you a fan video, I don't see why you're so upset about it.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I'm not upset by it.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

...and you're not pouting, you're just doing a Michael Moore impression.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Any reason you're being particularly mean this evening?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

You're right, it was unacceptably cruel of me to offer you a bottle of decent red to drink, a chair to slump in and a TV to berate. I am an evil, evil man. I hope, one day, that you will be able to forgive such transgressions.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Don't stop it all; the wine's the only reason I keep coming back.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Your remarks cut me to the quick.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

You knew anyway, I'm sure.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Obviously. I scan everyone's concious thought processes as a matter of course.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

There should be laws against that sort of thing.