#16

[therealpm]

Coalition still in power.

Chicken blood feathers everywhere.

Damn it all.

EDIT: Biohazard crew arrived. Going to Campbell's.

Comments

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! Stop it! You're killing me!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

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[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

S-*snort*-sorry. I'll try and *cough* and calm down.

Anyway, the official diary for the Speaker is currently empty for the weekend period. Have you got any plans for the weekend?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Good. Otherwise I may be forced to inflict West Country on you, and no one wants that.

*flicks through channels*

I thought I might try and get Alastair instituted as Director General of the BBC, the programmes wouldn't be quite as impartial, but they would be a good deal more interesting.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

We could always film it and put it on YouTube; you'd be an internet sensation in an instant.

I still think you should write that letter of complaint. Or better yet, write it then film yourself reading it aloud in a West Country accent and post it on the internet.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I will leave internet fame to those young bloods better equipped to handle it.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

...you just had to bring that up again, didn't you?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Someone made you a fan video, I don't see why you're so upset about it.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I'm not upset by it.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

...and you're not pouting, you're just doing a Michael Moore impression.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Any reason you're being particularly mean this evening?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

You're right, it was unacceptably cruel of me to offer you a bottle of decent red to drink, a chair to slump in and a TV to berate. I am an evil, evil man. I hope, one day, that you will be able to forgive such transgressions.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Don't stop it all; the wine's the only reason I keep coming back.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Your remarks cut me to the quick.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

You knew anyway, I'm sure.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Obviously. I scan everyone's concious thought processes as a matter of course.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

There should be laws against that sort of thing.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

There are, technically. They're just rather antiquated and you're the one who's meant to be enforcing them. Don't trouble yourself on my account.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Be realistic, Peter; what possible chance have I ever got of stopping you automatically reading people's minds?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Be realistic, John, what possible chance have you got of getting me to tell you how?

Which is exactly why I suggested not bothering on my account.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I suppose you'll simply have to remain the exception to the rule, as per usual.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Gladly.

Right, I suspect it is time for me to go to sleep if I want to have any chance of awakening at a reasonable hour. Use the fireplace if you're going to teleport; I've put new wards in with a bit more bite than the previous ones.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to ask.

'Night, Peter.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Feel free to find out yourself, but I'm not checking them again until morning.