To Labour party members:
Apr. 21st, 2011 09:24 pmDo send your condolences to Chris. He's suffered a rather nasty flying rugby injury and is devastated at being unable to campaign door to door. I'm sure any expressions of sympathy would be most welcome.
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Date: 2011-04-21 08:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-21 08:58 pm (UTC)Why aren't you in Buckinghamshire like a good little constituency MP?I'm very glad you clarified your statement, John. I would hate to think that you were accusing me of something for which you have no evidence
we put the brooms back perfectlyagain. Chris has stated publicly that it was a rugby injury. I hope you are not presuming to doubt his word?(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-21 09:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-21 09:18 pm (UTC)...
...what, precisely, are you implying, John?
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Date: 2011-04-21 09:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-21 09:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-21 09:38 pm (UTC)*Gets bottle and pours drinks*
Debt... deficits... percentages of GDP... oh it's just like being back in the House. Are they going to shout about "13 years" for no discernible reason soon?
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Date: 2011-04-22 08:02 am (UTC)Where in Buckinghamshire? Much as I loathe the place, there ought to be at least one responsible adult present.
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Date: 2011-04-22 09:41 am (UTC)Finemere Woods. Should I bring along an extra broom?
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Date: 2011-04-22 10:43 am (UTC)Probably wise. Your by now infamous driving abilities give me reason to believe that you'll manage to crash into a tree at some point during the proceedings.
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Date: 2011-04-22 11:03 am (UTC)Honestly, a few mistakes in one's younger days and a reputation is most unfairly acquired for life...
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Date: 2011-04-22 11:19 am (UTC)Simply appalling, isn't it? You'd think people would move on.
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Date: 2011-04-22 11:35 am (UTC)We live in hope.
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Date: 2011-04-24 08:50 am (UTC)*hides head under pillow*
Peter, there are children. And they want chocolate.
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Date: 2011-04-24 09:33 am (UTC)*raises edge of pillow*
Then you'd better provide it, oh man-of-the-house.
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Date: 2011-04-24 09:40 am (UTC)Forgot about Easter bunny. The wallpaper drove it from my mind completely.
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Date: 2011-04-24 09:46 am (UTC)...
*sticks head under pillow and whispers emphatically*
...I am going to get dressed and find some way of distracting the children for half an hour. You are going to run like the blazes to the nearest shop and buy as many eggs as you can carry.
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Date: 2011-04-24 10:00 am (UTC)*flings covers back*
*shoos children from room*
Just let us get dressed
No we're not going in the garden in our pyjamas. What would the neighbours think?
I'm sure Mummy didn't let you last year. Besides, Mummy's visiting Granny, so I'm in charge.
No, we - look are those power rangers on the TV? Why don't you go watch them?
*Closes door*
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Date: 2011-04-24 10:05 am (UTC)*stretches*
*slips out of pajamas and into day clothes*
*smirks at George's outift*
There'll be tea ready for when you get back.
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Date: 2011-04-24 10:39 am (UTC)Right the- Peter you appear to have been somewhat drawn on... I said paper, not people!
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Date: 2011-04-24 10:45 am (UTC)*whispers*
I believe you now owe me rather a large favour.
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Date: 2011-04-24 10:51 am (UTC)*clears throat*
Didn't you want to see if the easter bunny had come? Before all the chocolate melts in the sunshine
Yes, leave Uncle Peter alone now.
*lowers voice*
What kind of - I bought chocolate for you too
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Date: 2011-04-24 10:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 11:52 am (UTC)Made you a fresh cup of tea.
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Date: 2011-04-24 12:06 pm (UTC)Thank you.
Have the children found all the eggs?
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