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Do send your condolences to Chris. He's suffered a rather nasty flying rugby injury and is devastated at being unable to campaign door to door. I'm sure any expressions of sympathy would be most welcome.

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Date: 2011-04-21 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
A "rugby" injury, was it, Peter? You wouldn't happen to know if it was, in fact, perchance, an injury sustained in the pursuit of something ever so slightly less - how do I put this? - grounded, would you? Not that I am in any way even contemplating suggesting that you yourself had more of an input into the causes of Mr Bryant's injury than the article puts forward, you must understand. Not at all...

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Date: 2011-04-21 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Why aren't you in Buckinghamshire like a good little constituency MP?

I'm very glad you clarified your statement, John. I would hate to think that you were accusing me of something for which you have no evidence we put the brooms back perfectly again. Chris has stated publicly that it was a rugby injury. I hope you are not presuming to doubt his word?

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Well he couldn't very well tell the nation's media that his injuries were gained through certain other activities, if indeed they had been attained from such pursuits, could he now Peter?

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
'certain other act-'

...

...what, precisely, are you implying, John?

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
You know exactly what I'm implying. If you want to learn that badly you could just swallow your pride and ask - I'm sure Freddie wouldn't mind you coming along when we go for practices back in Buckinghamshire. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it! Stop being so stubborn and causing broken limbs.

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
....go and fetch a bottle of something. Newsnight is on.

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Very well...

*Gets bottle and pours drinks*

Debt... deficits... percentages of GDP... oh it's just like being back in the House. Are they going to shout about "13 years" for no discernible reason soon?

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Date: 2011-04-22 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Where in Buckinghamshire? Much as I loathe the place, there ought to be at least one responsible adult present.

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Date: 2011-04-22 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Finemere Woods. Should I bring along an extra broom?

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Date: 2011-04-22 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Probably wise. Your by now infamous driving abilities give me reason to believe that you'll manage to crash into a tree at some point during the proceedings.

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Date: 2011-04-22 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Honestly, a few mistakes in one's younger days and a reputation is most unfairly acquired for life...

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Date: 2011-04-22 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Simply appalling, isn't it? You'd think people would move on.

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Date: 2011-04-22 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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We live in hope.

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Date: 2011-04-24 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
*groans*
*hides head under pillow*

Peter, there are children. And they want chocolate.

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Date: 2011-04-24 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*glances across room*

*raises edge of pillow*

Then you'd better provide it, oh man-of-the-house.

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Date: 2011-04-24 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
*whispers*

Forgot about Easter bunny. The wallpaper drove it from my mind completely.

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Date: 2011-04-24 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
...

...

*sticks head under pillow and whispers emphatically*

...I am going to get dressed and find some way of distracting the children for half an hour. You are going to run like the blazes to the nearest shop and buy as many eggs as you can carry.

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Date: 2011-04-24 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
It's Easter Sunday. Shops are closed. But there is the garage...

*flings covers back*
*shoos children from room*

Just let us get dressed

No we're not going in the garden in our pyjamas. What would the neighbours think?

I'm sure Mummy didn't let you last year. Besides, Mummy's visiting Granny, so I'm in charge.

No, we - look are those power rangers on the TV? Why don't you go watch them?

*Closes door*

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Date: 2011-04-24 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*incoherent mumbling about absurd judeo-christian traditions*

*stretches*

*slips out of pajamas and into day clothes*

*smirks at George's outift*

There'll be tea ready for when you get back.

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Date: 2011-04-24 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
*sneaks back inside, somewhat out of breath*

Right the- Peter you appear to have been somewhat drawn on... I said paper, not people!

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Date: 2011-04-24 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*leans over*
*whispers*
I believe you now owe me rather a large favour.

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Date: 2011-04-24 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Ahem, you two

*clears throat*

Didn't you want to see if the easter bunny had come? Before all the chocolate melts in the sunshine

Yes, leave Uncle Peter alone now.

*lowers voice*

What kind of - I bought chocolate for you too

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Date: 2011-04-24 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Good boy; now if you don't mind, I'm going to wash some of these... decorations off.

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Date: 2011-04-24 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Feel better now?

Made you a fresh cup of tea.

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Date: 2011-04-24 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Cleaner, certainly.

Thank you.

Have the children found all the eggs?

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