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Do send your condolences to Chris. He's suffered a rather nasty flying rugby injury and is devastated at being unable to campaign door to door. I'm sure any expressions of sympathy would be most welcome.

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Date: 2011-04-21 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
A "rugby" injury, was it, Peter? You wouldn't happen to know if it was, in fact, perchance, an injury sustained in the pursuit of something ever so slightly less - how do I put this? - grounded, would you? Not that I am in any way even contemplating suggesting that you yourself had more of an input into the causes of Mr Bryant's injury than the article puts forward, you must understand. Not at all...

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Date: 2011-04-21 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Why aren't you in Buckinghamshire like a good little constituency MP?

I'm very glad you clarified your statement, John. I would hate to think that you were accusing me of something for which you have no evidence we put the brooms back perfectly again. Chris has stated publicly that it was a rugby injury. I hope you are not presuming to doubt his word?

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Well he couldn't very well tell the nation's media that his injuries were gained through certain other activities, if indeed they had been attained from such pursuits, could he now Peter?

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
'certain other act-'

...

...what, precisely, are you implying, John?

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
You know exactly what I'm implying. If you want to learn that badly you could just swallow your pride and ask - I'm sure Freddie wouldn't mind you coming along when we go for practices back in Buckinghamshire. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it! Stop being so stubborn and causing broken limbs.

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
....go and fetch a bottle of something. Newsnight is on.

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Very well...

*Gets bottle and pours drinks*

Debt... deficits... percentages of GDP... oh it's just like being back in the House. Are they going to shout about "13 years" for no discernible reason soon?

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
At last! Some appreciation of the importance of the BRIC bloc.

...what a terribly leading question to ask of a Tory advisor.

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
This is the BBC, Peter; they specialise in leading questions.

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
A politically charged opinion, John?

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Good old Hattersley...

...Parris.

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
He's gone now, you can release your death-grip on the glass.

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Date: 2011-04-22 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Where in Buckinghamshire? Much as I loathe the place, there ought to be at least one responsible adult present.

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Date: 2011-04-22 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Finemere Woods. Should I bring along an extra broom?

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Date: 2011-04-22 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Probably wise. Your by now infamous driving abilities give me reason to believe that you'll manage to crash into a tree at some point during the proceedings.

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Date: 2011-04-22 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Honestly, a few mistakes in one's younger days and a reputation is most unfairly acquired for life...

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Date: 2011-04-22 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Simply appalling, isn't it? You'd think people would move on.

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Date: 2011-04-22 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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We live in hope.

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Date: 2011-04-22 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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No John, we live in London.

What time on Sunday?

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Date: 2011-04-22 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Freddie and I were planning to go about one o'clock-ish if you'd care to join us?

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Date: 2011-04-22 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Have you checked the weather forecast? You'd be better off on monday.

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Date: 2011-04-22 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Good point. With any luck Freddie will have finished gorging himself on chocolate by then as well.

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Date: 2011-04-22 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Is rapid and unsteady motion really the best activity for a small, chocolate filled child?

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Date: 2011-04-22 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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You have met Freddie. He has been told that he is going flying. Do you honestly think there is any way to dissuade him now?

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