To Labour party members:

[therealpm]

Do send your condolences to Chris. He's suffered a rather nasty flying rugby injury and is devastated at being unable to campaign door to door. I'm sure any expressions of sympathy would be most welcome.

Comments

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

I believe so. I confiscated a percentage of them to prevent them all being eaten at once...

Having glanced at the Observer, however, I don't believe I owe you any sort of favours at all.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Taxation without representation? Clearly when we said 'Don't let him take us back to the '80s', we should have been worrying about the 18th, not the 20th century.

Do you object to the article or to the publication for which it was written?

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

Well if you want them bouncing about them room, unrestrained, then by all means reimburse them.

Whilst you know full well it wouldn't be in my house were you not so frequent a guest - could you not write one article without bringing me into it please? It's like you want us to argue electoral reform again and, frankly, it's a Sunday, and for one day I'd like not to have that ridiculous topic thrown in my face.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

If you do not wish to argue then I am more than happy for you to concede.

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

I don't tend to concede to those who are wrong - but would rather you left it to the British public to decide rather than fight it out in the kitchen when neither of us are willing to concede or change our minds.

And stop bringing me up in articles when you could have just discussed David and got your point across.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Don't pretent you don't enjoy the attention.

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

I don't enjoy the attention.

I don't enjoy the risk of people noticing how frequently you mention me and wondering why.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Oh really?

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

*grits teeth* We'd argued.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*reaches up to play with slight quiff*

Indeed, you were rather fervant that the Labour party had 'never done anything worth mentioning' and 'deserved to be out of power not just for a generation but until the end of recorded time'.

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

How many times do I have to apologise for that?

I stick by the second though

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*pats arm*

We should check that the children haven't smeared chocolate over another set of wallpaper.

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

I'm quite happy for them to do that. I've booked thE decorators for Thursday.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

The 28th...

...the House will be in session by then. You're so fortunate that I will be present to ensure that they follow their instructons to the letter.

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

They're coming in the morning. Before I'm required. But thank you for your consideration Peter. My father will be supplying the wallpaper, knows precisely what I want. You don't need to worry.

No, Liberty, of course the Easter bunny's real. What has Luke been telling you?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*gives George a long stare*

...you're learning, finally.

[ch4ncellor.livejournal.com]

Thank you.