Do send your condolences to Chris. He's suffered a rather nasty flyingrugby injury and is devastated at being unable to campaign door to door. I'm sure any expressions of sympathy would be most welcome.
A "rugby" injury, was it, Peter? You wouldn't happen to know if it was, in fact, perchance, an injury sustained in the pursuit of something ever so slightly less - how do I put this? - grounded, would you? Not that I am in any way even contemplating suggesting that you yourself had more of an input into the causes of Mr Bryant's injury than the article puts forward, you must understand. Not at all...
Why aren't you in Buckinghamshire like a good little constituency MP?
I'm very glad you clarified your statement, John. I would hate to think that you were accusing me of something for which you have no evidence we put the brooms back perfectlyagain. Chris has stated publicly that it was a rugby injury. I hope you are not presuming to doubt his word?
Well he couldn't very well tell the nation's media that his injuries were gained through certain other activities, if indeed they had been attained from such pursuits, could he now Peter?
You know exactly what I'm implying. If you want to learn that badly you could just swallow your pride and ask - I'm sure Freddie wouldn't mind you coming along when we go for practices back in Buckinghamshire. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it! Stop being so stubborn and causing broken limbs.
Debt... deficits... percentages of GDP... oh it's just like being back in the House. Are they going to shout about "13 years" for no discernible reason soon?
Probably wise. Your by now infamous driving abilities give me reason to believe that you'll manage to crash into a tree at some point during the proceedings.
*sticks head under pillow and whispers emphatically*
...I am going to get dressed and find some way of distracting the children for half an hour. You are going to run like the blazes to the nearest shop and buy as many eggs as you can carry.
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Why aren't you in Buckinghamshire like a good little constituency MP?I'm very glad you clarified your statement, John. I would hate to think that you were accusing me of something for which you have no evidence
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...what, precisely, are you implying, John?
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*Gets bottle and pours drinks*
Debt... deficits... percentages of GDP... oh it's just like being back in the House. Are they going to shout about "13 years" for no discernible reason soon?
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Where in Buckinghamshire? Much as I loathe the place, there ought to be at least one responsible adult present.
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Finemere Woods. Should I bring along an extra broom?
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Probably wise. Your by now infamous driving abilities give me reason to believe that you'll manage to crash into a tree at some point during the proceedings.
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Honestly, a few mistakes in one's younger days and a reputation is most unfairly acquired for life...
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Simply appalling, isn't it? You'd think people would move on.
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We live in hope.
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*hides head under pillow*
Peter, there are children. And they want chocolate.
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*raises edge of pillow*
Then you'd better provide it, oh man-of-the-house.
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Forgot about Easter bunny. The wallpaper drove it from my mind completely.
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*sticks head under pillow and whispers emphatically*
...I am going to get dressed and find some way of distracting the children for half an hour. You are going to run like the blazes to the nearest shop and buy as many eggs as you can carry.
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*flings covers back*
*shoos children from room*
Just let us get dressed
No we're not going in the garden in our pyjamas. What would the neighbours think?
I'm sure Mummy didn't let you last year. Besides, Mummy's visiting Granny, so I'm in charge.
No, we - look are those power rangers on the TV? Why don't you go watch them?
*Closes door*
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*stretches*
*slips out of pajamas and into day clothes*
*smirks at George's outift*
There'll be tea ready for when you get back.
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Right the- Peter you appear to have been somewhat drawn on... I said paper, not people!
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*whispers*
I believe you now owe me rather a large favour.
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*clears throat*
Didn't you want to see if the easter bunny had come? Before all the chocolate melts in the sunshine
Yes, leave Uncle Peter alone now.
*lowers voice*
What kind of - I bought chocolate for you too
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Made you a fresh cup of tea.
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Thank you.
Have the children found all the eggs?
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