#8

[therealpm]

Progress on The Machine: Lattice tower now installed and fully rigged, with only minor injuries to engineering crew. This should enable 'remote access' over much larger distances. Unfortunately, haven't found a way around the Heisenberg uncertainty principle yet; the clarity of the message conveyed is inversely proportional to the distance from the tower.

Preliminary tests expected this afternoon.


The tower (left) and control rigging (right).  Once connected to the Omni-view it will allow direct insertion of information into the subject's thought-stream.  May not work on BNP and UKIP supporters, for obvious reasons.

Update: Success!  Time for a nap, I think.

Comments

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I do so wish you would find a new test subject every so often.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

John, I am napping. Go away.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

You're perfectly able to ignore me when you so wish.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Even I find the sudden teleportation of a somewhat stumpy wizard into my bedroom somewhat difficult to ignore.

*shoves head under pillow*

Go and practice your oratory elsewhere.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Harumph.

You're no fun anymore.

Mind you, I did expect you to be grumpier. That is a turn up for the books.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*removes pillow from head*

Fine. Go and make some tea.

6 hours is far too brief a respite from your disgustingly chipper attitude.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

As you so wish.

*Goes to kitchen and opens cupboard*

Good Lord, Peter! Do you own nothing but tea?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*gets changed out of pajamas and into day clothes*

*wanders through into kitchen*

Gordon gave me some biscuits, once, they may still be lying around somewhere.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Probably mouldy by now, anyway.

*makes tea*

So how are you, Peter?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Perfectly happy, until someone decided to invade my room. I ought to have you arrested, or at least make you pay for dinner.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't have me arrested, would you? Far too much hassle, not to mention the backlash from certain papers. Not your style.

I'll pay for dinner though, since I'm nice and don't want you to murder me in my sleep.

*hands over tea*

Enjoy!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Come now, when have I ever been reticent about courting controversy in the press?

I'd suggest the bistro down the road, but I suspect you'd prefer to stay out of the public eye for a while. Order something that isn't pizza.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Poisoning and gratuitous use of The Machine seem to be more your type these days.

Order something? From where? I don't know take-away numbers off by heart; do you happen to have any menus anywhere or have you burnt them all?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

It's hardly gratuitous, each experiment is carefuly planned and executed.

I find it hard to believe that you have raised three children, and don't have the numbers of several take-aways memorised, but check behind the tube map on the noticeboard.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

It doesn't always seem that way, I assure you.

I don't know them off by heart, but I could probably drive to most McDonald's blindfolded.

Hmm... do you fancy anything in particular or should I just throw these menus up in the air and order from the first one I catch?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Nothing from anywhere selling pizza, burgers, chips or kebabs. I dislike greasy food.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, very well.

*takes relevant menus out of the pile. Throws the remaining menus in the air. Catches one*

Curry it is!

...I'll just, um, tidy these up.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

If this is how you make most of your decisions, Sally is a very patient woman.

The phone's on the side table, next to the fireplace.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Not most, just take-away based ones.

Thank you.

*Orders*

It'll be here in half an hour.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

How was the first week back? I notice both Cameron and Boy George aren't any better at actually answering questions.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I couldn't possibly comment on the individual performances of Honourable or Right Honourable Members.

It was a jolly good first week back though, I must say. A bit slow at... certain points, and specific events could have been more interesting, but certainly not the dullest or indeed worst week in the House. I'm sure you must have kept up to date on all the vital goings on, as you usually do.

How's life treating you?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Well if you will insist of stamping all the liveliness of the debate under the pretext of 'maintaining order', then you must expect life to be a little less interesting.

Oh, perfectly well now that I am no longer limited to the first three feet above ground level, but I am sure you share such frustrations and do not wish to dwell on them.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I am not restricting debate, I am simply... um... doing something else that results in my not being able to give an answer with which you could possibly dis/agree. Honest.

I think you'll find that without aid I am limited to the first five and a half feet above ground level. I'll thank you not to exaggerate on that point too much.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

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[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

You really are most talkative this evening, I must say.