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Apr
.
24th
,
2011
10:43 am
therealpm
John,
what is a suitable silencing spell for use on children?
-Peter
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Date:
2011-04-24 11:17 am (UTC)
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Oh he did - immensely so - but I think what has annoyed him was being woken up by Sally laughing at the yellow and orange fur painted onto his face in his sleep. I could be mistaken, it should be noted, but it seems like a fair bet to me.
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Date:
2011-04-24 11:27 am (UTC)
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Yellow and Orange?
That poor boy. Tell Freddie to stop sulking and check behind him.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 11:35 am (UTC)
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What do you mean "check behind hi-
...
Why, Peter? Why would you do that?
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Date:
2011-04-24 11:46 am (UTC)
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Happy Easter. The spell should wear off after a day or so.
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Date:
2011-04-24 11:58 am (UTC)
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bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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His flying lesson will have to be postponed now... Pity.
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Date:
2011-04-24 12:05 pm (UTC)
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Why? I'm sure he'll be most receptive to that announcement.
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Date:
2011-04-24 12:10 pm (UTC)
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I'll just have to tell him it's Uncle Peter's fault.
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Date:
2011-04-24 12:20 pm (UTC)
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...
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Date:
2011-04-24 12:27 pm (UTC)
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Happy Easter, Peter.
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Date:
2011-04-24 12:38 pm (UTC)
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...and to you, John.
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Date:
2011-04-24 12:44 pm (UTC)
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...Well played.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 12:46 pm (UTC)
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therealpm.livejournal.com
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There are some oil paints for Oliver. I am certain he will use them responsibly.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 12:49 pm (UTC)
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Please tell me there are canvasses with the paints and that I do not have to worry about the state of the walls when my back is turned.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 12:53 pm (UTC)
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Happy Easter, John. Or is it Mr Sally Bercow?
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Date:
2011-04-24 12:58 pm (UTC)
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Don't be ridiculous, of course it's not Mr Sally Berc-
...
this
is all your fault, Mandelson.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 01:04 pm (UTC)
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I'm sure it will all come out
in the wash
.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 01:11 pm (UTC)
From:
bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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If the washing machine breaks
you
can pay for the replacement this time.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 01:14 pm (UTC)
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therealpm.livejournal.com
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Soliciting funds from abour peers? Tsk, tsk. What will the papers say?
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 01:26 pm (UTC)
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bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Who
cares
what the papers say? You already owe me one washing machine and-
That is to say, given what you did to my shirts and ties, I think it only fair that-
Damn it, Peter, a
drum kit
? I can hardly hear myself think!
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 01:36 pm (UTC)
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therealpm.livejournal.com
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Wouldn't do for you to get out of practice at dealing with the noise levels in the Commens.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 01:42 pm (UTC)
From:
bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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No one in the Commons has a
drum kit.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 01:50 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
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Greg Knight.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 01:52 pm (UTC)
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bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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He doesn't have it in the House.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 02:02 pm (UTC)
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therealpm.livejournal.com
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Really? Your lot certainly used to make enough of a racket that it was difficult to tell.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-04-24 02:06 pm (UTC)
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bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Harumph.
Your lot
weren't much better.
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Date: 2011-04-24 11:17 am (UTC)Oh he did - immensely so - but I think what has annoyed him was being woken up by Sally laughing at the yellow and orange fur painted onto his face in his sleep. I could be mistaken, it should be noted, but it seems like a fair bet to me.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 11:27 am (UTC)Yellow and Orange? That poor boy. Tell Freddie to stop sulking and check behind him.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 11:35 am (UTC)What do you mean "check behind hi-
...
Why, Peter? Why would you do that?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 11:46 am (UTC)Happy Easter. The spell should wear off after a day or so.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 11:58 am (UTC)His flying lesson will have to be postponed now... Pity.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:05 pm (UTC)Why? I'm sure he'll be most receptive to that announcement.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:10 pm (UTC)I'll just have to tell him it's Uncle Peter's fault.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:20 pm (UTC)...
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:27 pm (UTC)Happy Easter, Peter.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:38 pm (UTC)...and to you, John.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:44 pm (UTC)...Well played.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:46 pm (UTC)There are some oil paints for Oliver. I am certain he will use them responsibly.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:49 pm (UTC)Please tell me there are canvasses with the paints and that I do not have to worry about the state of the walls when my back is turned.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:53 pm (UTC)Happy Easter, John. Or is it Mr Sally Bercow?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 12:58 pm (UTC)Don't be ridiculous, of course it's not Mr Sally Berc-
...this is all your fault, Mandelson.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 01:04 pm (UTC)I'm sure it will all come out in the wash.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 01:11 pm (UTC)If the washing machine breaks you can pay for the replacement this time.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 01:14 pm (UTC)Soliciting funds from abour peers? Tsk, tsk. What will the papers say?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 01:26 pm (UTC)Who cares what the papers say? You already owe me one washing machine and-
That is to say, given what you did to my shirts and ties, I think it only fair that-
Damn it, Peter, a drum kit? I can hardly hear myself think!
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 01:36 pm (UTC)Wouldn't do for you to get out of practice at dealing with the noise levels in the Commens.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 01:42 pm (UTC)No one in the Commons has a drum kit.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 01:50 pm (UTC)Greg Knight.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 01:52 pm (UTC)He doesn't have it in the House.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 02:02 pm (UTC)Really? Your lot certainly used to make enough of a racket that it was difficult to tell.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-24 02:06 pm (UTC)Harumph. Your lot weren't much better.
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