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John,
what is a suitable silencing spell for use on children?

-Peter

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Soliciting funds from abour peers? Tsk, tsk. What will the papers say?

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Who cares what the papers say? You already owe me one washing machine and-

That is to say, given what you did to my shirts and ties, I think it only fair that-

Damn it, Peter, a drum kit? I can hardly hear myself think!

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Wouldn't do for you to get out of practice at dealing with the noise levels in the Commens.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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No one in the Commons has a drum kit.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Greg Knight.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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He doesn't have it in the House.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Really? Your lot certainly used to make enough of a racket that it was difficult to tell.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Harumph. Your lot weren't much better.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Dennis Skinner doesn't count.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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For the purposes of this debate, yes he does.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Have you managed to deal with all the paint yet?

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Bercow - 1
Paint - 0

Jemima and her drums are still league champions, however.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Cleaning charms are cheating.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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No they aren't.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Millions of families get by perfectly well without them.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Millions of families don't have you personally terrorising them.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Not directly, no...

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Precisely.

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Date: 2011-04-24 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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I've given all three of your children presents and all you do is moan. Most ungracious.

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Date: 2011-04-24 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter, you gave my children oil paints, a drum kit and a tail. Those aren't gifts they're torture devices.

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Date: 2011-04-24 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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In which case I must assume that you have raised a brood of little masochists as they all seem perfectly happy with their respective gifts.

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Date: 2011-04-24 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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A drum kit.

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Date: 2011-04-24 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Music can be so important to a child's development.

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Date: 2011-04-24 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Of all the musical instruments you could have acquired for my daughter you chose a drum kit.

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Date: 2011-04-24 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Would you have preferred a harmonica?

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