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John,
what is a suitable silencing spell for use on children?

-Peter

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Date: 2011-04-24 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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...Well played.

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Date: 2011-04-24 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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There are some oil paints for Oliver. I am certain he will use them responsibly.

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Date: 2011-04-24 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Please tell me there are canvasses with the paints and that I do not have to worry about the state of the walls when my back is turned.

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Date: 2011-04-24 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Happy Easter, John. Or is it Mr Sally Bercow?

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Date: 2011-04-24 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Don't be ridiculous, of course it's not Mr Sally Berc-

...this is all your fault, Mandelson.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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I'm sure it will all come out in the wash.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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If the washing machine breaks you can pay for the replacement this time.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Soliciting funds from abour peers? Tsk, tsk. What will the papers say?

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Who cares what the papers say? You already owe me one washing machine and-

That is to say, given what you did to my shirts and ties, I think it only fair that-

Damn it, Peter, a drum kit? I can hardly hear myself think!

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Wouldn't do for you to get out of practice at dealing with the noise levels in the Commens.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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No one in the Commons has a drum kit.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Greg Knight.

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Date: 2011-04-24 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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He doesn't have it in the House.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Really? Your lot certainly used to make enough of a racket that it was difficult to tell.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Harumph. Your lot weren't much better.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Dennis Skinner doesn't count.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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For the purposes of this debate, yes he does.

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Have you managed to deal with all the paint yet?

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Date: 2011-04-24 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Bercow - 1
Paint - 0

Jemima and her drums are still league champions, however.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Cleaning charms are cheating.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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No they aren't.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Millions of families get by perfectly well without them.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Millions of families don't have you personally terrorising them.

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Not directly, no...

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Date: 2011-04-24 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Precisely.

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