Journal Entry #18

[therealpm]

Progress on The Machine: New OS (occult spell-set) crashed after only 6 hours. Need to reload entire rune inventory and reinstall from scratch. Crash caused minor portal open up between nether-dimensions and tea cupboard. Tea now infested with demons. All stocks undrinkable.

Coded small piece of malware in fit of pique. Victims experience all the effects of a bad case of flu, with no symptoms visible to others.

Replaced Hague's shampoo with Veet again. The Great Old Ones Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! always the best.

Comments

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

...if they don't exist, then why did the threat work?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

She's just been subjected to one of Alastair's little chats, detailing all the lows to which journalists are willing to stoop to get a story. He's very effective.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Very, clearly...

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Don't get used to it, it wears off after a couple of months.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Completely or partially?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Partially. There's always the potential for booster shots.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind for the next time it looks as though she's preparing for another publicity stunt, thank you.