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Not a bad month.

Now if only D'Souza would stop nagging me to turn up, everything would be perfect.

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

stop texting me then.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Fine. I will.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

excellent. Perhaps without the distraction of your phone, you might be able to concoct something more nutritious for your children's dinner than chips and beans.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

The children are just fine with their dinner of soup and bread rolls, thank you so very much for your concern!

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

your abilities with a tin opener and a microwave are truly impressive.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

I cooked it on the hob, I think you'll find!

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

well done. Good for you. etc.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Thank you.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

you are most welcome.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Good.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

now toddle off.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Fine. I shall have to drink this gift of apparently very expensive wine all by myself in that case.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

...you haven't fed the children, have you?

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

I cooked food for them.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

did they eat it?

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Some of it.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

trying one spoonful and then spitting it out doesn't count. I'll be over in five minutes.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

They didn't spit it out, they simply refused to have any more.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter ignores the text in favour of gathering enough ingredients to make a rather large risotto and stepping through the fireplace. He shoots John a filthy look, but allows Oliver to follow him through to the kitchen and begins to teach him how to cook dinner.*

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Date: 2012-12-04 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John tries to say "hello", "good evening" or even "thank you", but Peter is gone too quickly for him to get past the first sound. John follows Peter to the kitchen, attempts conversation, but when his efforts are ignored, instead sighs and goes to re-set the table.*

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Date: 2012-12-04 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter doesn't even bother to sit with them whilst they eat, this time, preferring to leave via the fireplace whilst the children are still squabbling over the plate of grated cheese.*

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Date: 2012-12-04 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John tries to catch a word with Peter before he leaves, but he is too slow. He sighs.*

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Peter,

Thank you.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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Bercow.

Fine.

-Lord Mandelson

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Date: 2012-12-04 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John sighs (again) and rubs his forehead. He sends over the bottle of wine he had prepared - a gift from some speaking engagement or another, he can't remember now.*

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Peter,

And sorry too.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter looks at the bottles, winces (it is rather nice), then sends it back.*

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Bercow,

I have no interest in drinking alone, nor in being bribed into ensuring that my putative nephews and niece do not starve.

-Lord Mandelson

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