You're going to be abominably loquacious when no longer constrained by Speakerly impartiality. I may need to flee the country for a few weeks simply to avoid being forced to listen to your opinion on everything from airstrikes to zebra crossings.
Oh come now, you're far too disparaging! I do have some respect for propriety, after all - I promise not to take up all of the Upper Chamber's time, no matter how right I am on every matter debated!
Not at all - as you and many others frequently remind me, I am more than capable of hiding behind a group of secondary school pupils. I am hardly overgrown.
*Laughs as rubber hits Peter on the nose* *Picks up returned rubber and a few dis-guarded pencil sharpenings* *Throws them at Peter's paper - the paper smokes slightly as the burning pencil sharpenings land*
Oh very original, Peter. You are getting better with your insults these days - must have taken you a while to think that one up. I know how you struggle with "off the cuff" so...
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Date: 2012-02-23 05:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-23 05:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2012-02-23 05:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-23 05:33 pm (UTC)*takes a hearty gulp of tea, then locates a new piece of paper and begins to scribble*
It wouldn't be particularly challenging...
Hmm...
*crosses something out and continues to scribble*
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Date: 2012-02-23 05:38 pm (UTC)*It bounces off his forehead*
Stop it.
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Date: 2012-02-23 05:43 pm (UTC)What the-!
*picks up the rubber and throws it back*
Overgrown child.
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Date: 2012-02-23 05:45 pm (UTC)Not at all - as you and many others frequently remind me, I am more than capable of hiding behind a group of secondary school pupils. I am hardly overgrown.
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Date: 2012-02-23 05:52 pm (UTC)Gah!
*picks it up and throws it back, accompanied by a few sparks to singe John's hair*
Fine. Undergrown, irritating and attention seeking gnome, then.
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Date: 2012-02-23 05:59 pm (UTC)*Picks up returned rubber and a few dis-guarded pencil sharpenings*
*Throws them at Peter's paper - the paper smokes slightly as the burning pencil sharpenings land*
Oh very original, Peter. You are getting better with your insults these days - must have taken you a while to think that one up. I know how you struggle with "off the cuff" so...
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:03 pm (UTC)*clicks fingers and a bee appears*
*sits back, crosses arms and looks immensely smug*
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:04 pm (UTC)Make it go away!
Peter!
Peter!
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:05 pm (UTC)So... about expanding The Machine's range...
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:09 pm (UTC)*Grabs pillows off sofa and hides under them*
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:11 pm (UTC)...to your left ankle, for instance.
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:13 pm (UTC)*grabs wand and starts firing curses as he runs around the room*
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:18 pm (UTC)*waits until the volley of curses and cursing has stopped before poking head above the back of the chair*
John?
*ducks immediately to avoid an immobilising spell, aimed at his head*
...would you like some tea?
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-23 06:25 pm (UTC)*clicks fingers twice and the bees disappear*
There.
I think I won that one.(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-23 06:27 pm (UTC)Yes... yes, tea would be a... a marvellous idea...
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:30 pm (UTC)*hums as kettle boils*
*selects tea bags for each cup, then changes his mind and makes a pot of tea instead*
*wanders back through with the pot, cups and a small box of biscuits on a tray*
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Date: 2012-02-23 06:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-23 06:40 pm (UTC)Biscuit?
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