Deep in the Westminster Vaults
Feb. 19th, 2012 11:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
therealpm*Surveys the meticulously painted runes required for a meso-scale trans-location, sigils that are now useless and beginning to smell due to the wards: newly strengthened by Bercow's return.*
*attempts to cast a cleaning charm*
*after sheltering from the haphazard whirlwind of soap-suds and bleach, decides to try cleaning it up manually*
Machine, I require tea.
...and also some sort of cleaning implement
*ponders*
*rearranges the runes in one corner to form a slightly smaller summoning circle*
*steps back and mouths a few words until what appears to be a very trim racing broom appears*
*smirks and begins to clean up the mess*
*attempts to cast a cleaning charm*
*after sheltering from the haphazard whirlwind of soap-suds and bleach, decides to try cleaning it up manually*
Machine, I require tea.
...and also some sort of cleaning implement
*ponders*
*rearranges the runes in one corner to form a slightly smaller summoning circle*
*steps back and mouths a few words until what appears to be a very trim racing broom appears*
*smirks and begins to clean up the mess*
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Date: 2012-02-20 04:01 pm (UTC)It's so simple Luke could do itI'll make it less expensive, but you have to take me to dinner or supply some bloody excellent wine at yours as well as the pudding.
And if it's Eton Mess - so help you.
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Date: 2012-02-20 04:03 pm (UTC)I always have excellent wine.
Damn.Gooseberry fool?(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-20 04:07 pm (UTC)What are you trying to imply, Mandelson?
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Date: 2012-02-20 04:11 pm (UTC)Nothing dear boy, nothing at all.
So you'll be here about 7:30 then?
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Date: 2012-02-20 04:17 pm (UTC)7:45.
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Date: 2012-02-20 04:28 pm (UTC)That depends entirely on whether I choose to translocate you or not.
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Date: 2012-02-20 07:28 pm (UTC)I may be late tonight. Perhaps by several hours... I can only apologise. I'll flay a SpAd for you.
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Date: 2012-02-20 07:44 pm (UTC)I am decidedly unimpressed.