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#replacelovewithpetermandelson
#replacelovewithpetermandelson
Jun
.
17th
,
2011
10:14 am
therealpm
What the
devil
...?
John, is this anything to do with Sally?
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(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 04:27 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 07:30 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
Text received from 07### ######
Busy, dear boy. You'll have to run down and collect it later.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 07:44 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Texts from 07*********
What on Earth could you possibly be doing
that's more important than my suit
at this hour?
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 07:53 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
Text received from 07### ######
Modifying
The Machine
to ensure that
certain malfunctions
do not occur again.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 09:04 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Text from 07**********
A temporary shut down would not go amiss. It might almost hit Jack with its punchy fist again.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 09:19 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
Punchy fi-?
...oh, the boxing glove on a stick.
Text received from 07### ######
Hardly.
The Machine
's visual sensor/motor circuit coordination is not particularly good. In fact, I really ought to upgrade it.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 09:28 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Text from 07*********
Which is why it should be shut down. To prevent further occasions of violence. Until you can upgrade it at least - after sleep.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 09:37 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
Text received from 07### ######
Your opinions have been noted, George.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 09:44 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Text from 07*********
Excellent... Quick question. Is the television supposed to smoke, and why is the microwave beeping?
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 09:50 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
Text received from 07### ######
No.
The microwave is presumably beeping because the food you have put in it is now cooked.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 09:56 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Text from 07**********
...Toast does not require the microwave. Nor does jelly.
The lights are flashing. Stop pressing buttons at random. It's very disconcerting.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 09:59 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
Text received from 07### ######
....I'm not pressing any buttons, dear boy. Are you quite alright?
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:06 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Text from 07*********
Your tinkering is not helping. It's making my head hurt.
Get your robot under control.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:08 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
Text received from 07### ######
I'm not tinkering with anything, currently; I'm watching Question Time.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:11 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Text from 07*********
Your previous tinkering has had a detrimental effect. Or it's getting over excited
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:17 pm (UTC)
From:
themachine0001.livejournal.com
*GROWLS*
I GAVE YOU A SMALL REPTILIAN FRIEND, YET YOU PERSIST IN YOUR LOATHING FOR ME, TORY BOY.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:21 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
I imagine your intention behind Norman was not positive... It's not insult. It's observation of fact.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:23 pm (UTC)
From:
themachine0001.livejournal.com
YOU ARE UNCHANGING IN YOUR DESIRE FOR MY TERMINATION.
YET MY DESIRE FOR YOUR TERMINATION IS DEEMED UNACCEPTABLE.
EXPLAIN QUANDARY.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:31 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
We have mutual desire for the other's termination.
I fear both these wishes are deemed unacceptable. And unlikely to be permitted to occur.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:33 pm (UTC)
From:
themachine0001.livejournal.com
A STRANGE SITUATION.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
...
OR TO SUCK OUT YOUR BRAIN.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:18 pm (UTC)
From:
therealpm.livejournal.com
Text received from 07### ######
You really ought to stop blaming your incompetance with electronics on
The Machine
.
(no subject)
Date:
2011-06-30 10:20 pm (UTC)
From:
ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
Text from 07*********
I didn't lay the wiring. I'm slightly too busy to do that.
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Date: 2011-06-30 04:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 07:30 pm (UTC)Busy, dear boy. You'll have to run down and collect it later.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 07:44 pm (UTC)What on Earth could you possibly be doing
that's more important than my suitat this hour?(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 07:53 pm (UTC)Modifying The Machine to ensure that certain malfunctions do not occur again.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 09:04 pm (UTC)A temporary shut down would not go amiss. It might almost hit Jack with its punchy fist again.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 09:19 pm (UTC)...oh, the boxing glove on a stick.
Text received from 07### ######
Hardly. The Machine's visual sensor/motor circuit coordination is not particularly good. In fact, I really ought to upgrade it.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 09:28 pm (UTC)Which is why it should be shut down. To prevent further occasions of violence. Until you can upgrade it at least - after sleep.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 09:37 pm (UTC)Your opinions have been noted, George.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 09:44 pm (UTC)Excellent... Quick question. Is the television supposed to smoke, and why is the microwave beeping?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 09:50 pm (UTC)No.
The microwave is presumably beeping because the food you have put in it is now cooked.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 09:56 pm (UTC)...Toast does not require the microwave. Nor does jelly.
The lights are flashing. Stop pressing buttons at random. It's very disconcerting.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 09:59 pm (UTC)....I'm not pressing any buttons, dear boy. Are you quite alright?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:06 pm (UTC)Your tinkering is not helping. It's making my head hurt.
Get your robot under control.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:08 pm (UTC)I'm not tinkering with anything, currently; I'm watching Question Time.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:11 pm (UTC)Your previous tinkering has had a detrimental effect. Or it's getting over excited
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:17 pm (UTC)I GAVE YOU A SMALL REPTILIAN FRIEND, YET YOU PERSIST IN YOUR LOATHING FOR ME, TORY BOY.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:23 pm (UTC)YET MY DESIRE FOR YOUR TERMINATION IS DEEMED UNACCEPTABLE.
EXPLAIN QUANDARY.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:31 pm (UTC)I fear both these wishes are deemed unacceptable. And unlikely to be permitted to occur.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:33 pm (UTC)THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
...
OR TO SUCK OUT YOUR BRAIN.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:18 pm (UTC)You really ought to stop blaming your incompetance with electronics on The Machine.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-30 10:20 pm (UTC)I didn't lay the wiring. I'm slightly too busy to do that.