Underneath a house near Regent's Park
May. 9th, 2011 07:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Date: 2011-05-19 08:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-19 09:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-19 09:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-19 09:14 pm (UTC)*whispers*
Hello?
Oh you're in - Peter. There's a - why is there a cat on the table
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-19 09:20 pm (UTC)Hey, shush shush. 'm not that scary.
*presents hand for sniffing*
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:27 pm (UTC)*Herds George towards the living room*
I think Question Time's on a few minutes. I'll bring a bottle through when it starts.
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:33 pm (UTC)That's definitely a cat Peter. If it's some sort of early birthday present I can pretend I didn't see it. Though it's a chubby little thing isn't It?
And I'd rather not watch Ken Clarke bluster his way through another apology if it's all the same with you. I only came home because - well - we had unfinished business. And I didn't want to sleep in the office again.
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-19 09:37 pm (UTC)...
Grumpy. Come here Grumpy.
*scoops cat up*
Put the claws away. I do have the number for a 24 hr vetinary clinic.
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-19 09:39 pm (UTC)Ah, yes, one moment. *gestures at armful of cat*
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:47 pm (UTC)I'm sure it won't mind waiting a second - for a hello
*leans over cat for kiss*
*slips hand around neck*
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Date: 2011-05-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-19 10:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-19 10:14 pm (UTC)OwwwfffFUCKing claws!*detaches chancellor and cat*
*checks Blackberry.*
*tosses cat onto sofa in living room and shuts the door*
You!
How dare you talk to my Machine like that?Did you really think I wouldn't find out?...
...I realise that you... ...and The Machine... ...have your differences...
*waves George into silence.*
...but I expected better. It is a child. A very large, very intelligent and somewhat capricious child.
...
Goodnight George.
*Vanishes*
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Date: 2011-05-19 10:26 pm (UTC)For fuck's sake!
*storms towards door*
Get off! No, Jack, it's not walkies
*fumbles with keys*
Oh for God's sake mutt, I can't take any more reproach today. Stop looking at me like that.
*sighs and crouches to floor*
You feeling replaced too, huh?
*fondles dogs ears*
I'm sure he'll be back for you sooner than he will for me. Now stay.
*slips out of house*
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Date: 2011-05-19 11:10 pm (UTC)Well...
...that appears to be all taken care of.
*slumps into armchair*
Are you commandeering the sofa bed tonight or are you 'porting off home?
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Date: 2011-05-19 11:17 pm (UTC)*Uncurls*
Well since I'm still a cat it would be rather difficult for me t-
*catches sight of human hand*
...oh!
Well in that case I'll be-
*catches sight of Peter out of corner of eye*
Erm... I mean... it's late. 'Porting's probably not a good idea. I'll nap here... if you don't mind?
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Date: 2011-05-19 11:19 pm (UTC)*rubs hands over face then through hair*
*shoves self upright and wanders towards doorway*
Good night, John.
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Date: 2011-05-19 11:23 pm (UTC)*hesitates* Peter-
Erm... sleep well.
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Date: 2011-05-19 11:27 pm (UTC)You're making the tea tomorrow, Grumpy.
*heads upstairs to sleep*
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:28 pm (UTC)