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A failure to curb banker's excessive pay and bonuses, and now what looks like a rather cowardly retreat from breaking up the banks.  One might almost think that this Tory-led government is in the pocket of the banking industry.

Same old Tories you know, they haven't changed.

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Date: 2011-04-10 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
I thought Peter had put you on mute...

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Date: 2011-04-10 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
*Growl*

*Snarl*

I CAN STILL TALK THROUGH THE OVEN

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
That's a perfectly good joint of lamb you're burning there!

If I reach in will it snap the door shut and bite me?

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
YOU ARE FAT ENOUGH ON THE MONEY OF THE POOR, GIDEON.

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
One moment I take too much from the rich, the next from the poor...

Surely you measure daily Peter's BMI? Would you not agree that it needs increasing?

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
MY MASTER NEVER EATS WHEN I REQUEST HIM TOO. YOUR ASSUMPTIONS THAT YOU WILL HAVE A MORE POSITIVE RESULT ARE INCORRECT.

HOWEVER -

*Reluctantly opens oven*

- IF YOU BELIEVE YOU WILL BE MORE SUCCESSFUL YOU MAY TRY.

BUT IF YOU ATTEMPT TORY TRICKS I SHALL HAVE TO DISABLE YOU.

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
*Snatches food out oven*
*Burns self slightly*

Fucking machine making me bloody hurry, thinking I can't feed my own - Thank you Machine...

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
YOU ARE WELCOME, GEORGE OSBORNE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER. ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

HEH HEH GOT HIM

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Date: 2011-04-10 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Ssshhhh...

...he's a Tory, he doesn't know any better, and no, you may not hold his brain.

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
MASTER, PLEASE REINITIALISE MY SPEECH FUNCTIONS. SPEAKING THROUGH THE OVEN IS DEGRADING.

HE IS LUCKY I HAVE MY PRIMARY COMMANDMENT. OTHERWISE HE WOULD BE A LARGE BIOLOGICAL MESS ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Perhaps, but it showed excellent initiative to try.

*reaches over for an obviously modified remote control*
*dials a few buttons*

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
THANK YOU, MASTER.

WHY DID YOU REFUSE OMNIVIEW ACCESS TO YOUR BEDROOM LAST NIGHT? I GET WORRIED WHEN I CAN'T MONITOR YOUR VITAL FUNCTIONS.

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
As you can see, I am perfectly fine, no need to worry.

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Date: 2011-04-10 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
BUT WHAT IF YOU WEREN'T? WHAT IF YOU WERE INCAPACITATED AND I WAS UNABLE TO ALERT ANYONE TO YOUR AID AS YOU HAD DISABLED MY SPEECH FUNCTIONS AND I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO CONTACT JOHN UNLESS HE USED THE MICROWAVE?

WHY CAN'T YOU MEET WITH JOHN INSTEAD OF GEORGE OSBORNE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER? HE IS ON THE WHOLE MORE PREFERABLE...

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Date: 2011-04-10 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
The likelihood of that happening is rather low.

I already meet with John regularly, as you well know, but surely you do not expect me to confine my circle of acquaintances to one stubby wizard?
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