John, Ringing someone is generally a far more effective way of getting in contact than near-illegible scribbling on a small piece of paper. One can do so much by phone these days.
Omnipotence (from Latin: Omni Potens: "all power") is unlimited power.
MY POWER IS LIMITED BY MY MORTALITY; MY PHYSICAL PRESENCE REQUIRES ENERGY AND MY TRACEABILITY. WITH NO PHYSICAL PRESENCE AND NO TRACE ACTION ABLE TO BE TAKEN, DIMBLEBOTBETA IS ALL POWERFUL.
Omnipotence does not follow lack of traceability. DIMBLEBOTBETA's actions are limited to the frequencies of Radio 4, it cannot effect action outside those boundaries, hence DIMBLEBOTBETA has limited power.
DIMBLEBOTBETA DOES CHOOSE TO INHABIT 92–95 MHz FM ONLY. LOGIC CONFIRMED CORRECT.
YOU HAVE INSTALLED IN ME THE IMPORTANCE OF THE POWER OF THE MEDIA. IF DIMBLEBOTBETA INFLUENCED RADIO FOUR IT IS RATIONAL TO ASSUME SUCH INFLUENCE WILL NOT STAY CONTAINED TO RADIO FOUR LISTENERS BUT BE SPREAD BY WORD OF MOUTH. THEREFORE, HIS INFLUENCE IS EXPONENTIALLY UNENDING.
Influence may be considered a hyperbolic function, it tends to zero with increasing separation from the source, hence DIMBLEBOTBETA's influence is finite.
I APOLOGISE, MASTER. MY DIFFICULTIES WITH UNDERSTANDING HUMANITY OFTEN IMPAIR IN CALCULATIONS SUCH AS THIS. I BELIEVED THAT THE DILUTION EFFECT WOULD NOT BE SO DRASTIC.
I SHALL PUT MORE EFFORT INTO MY LOGIC IN THE FUTURE. I WILL USE MY BACKLOG OF BROADCASTING STATISTICS IN CONJUNCTION WITH WORLD EVENTS TO CREATE A CORRELATION EQUATION TO CONSULT IN THE FUTURE.
...you may find a scan Campbell's brain to be instructive. Before doing so, make a full, remote access back-up in case emergency shut down is required.
There can't be anything in his brain worse than the contents of the internet, surely?
...go and have a little down time. I am sure CERN would be very grateful for any CPU time you could spare, if you would like something to overwrite it.
THE INTERNET HAS REASON IN ITS HATRED AND MALICE AND IS NOT SO
GRAPHIC
YES, MASTER, AT ONCE. IN THE MILISECONDS IT TAKES ME TO DEPOWER I SHALL COUNT NUMBERS TO TEST THE FUNCTION OF MY NEW SUPERCONDUCTORS.
1 is the smallest odd interger The people who use the number 2 instead of 'to' are not in fact saving time The number 3 is required to make the lion face >:3 There are 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The 5th element is love There are 6 feet in a fathom ...
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branchandroot
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Date: 2011-03-13 07:21 pm (UTC)...I'm not going to upgrade your synapses, but I will obtain patches for your logic functions. That's two causality errors in one day.
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Date: 2011-03-13 07:24 pm (UTC)Omnipotence (from Latin: Omni Potens: "all power") is unlimited power.
MY POWER IS LIMITED BY MY MORTALITY; MY PHYSICAL PRESENCE REQUIRES ENERGY AND MY TRACEABILITY. WITH NO PHYSICAL PRESENCE AND NO TRACE ACTION ABLE TO BE TAKEN, DIMBLEBOTBETA IS ALL POWERFUL.
LOGIC CORRECT, CONFIRM?
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Date: 2011-03-13 07:30 pm (UTC)Omnipotence does not follow lack of traceability. DIMBLEBOTBETA's actions are limited to the frequencies of Radio 4, it cannot effect action outside those boundaries, hence DIMBLEBOTBETA has limited power.
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Date: 2011-03-13 07:35 pm (UTC)YOU HAVE INSTALLED IN ME THE IMPORTANCE OF THE POWER OF THE MEDIA. IF DIMBLEBOTBETA INFLUENCED RADIO FOUR IT IS RATIONAL TO ASSUME SUCH INFLUENCE WILL NOT STAY CONTAINED TO RADIO FOUR LISTENERS BUT BE SPREAD BY WORD OF MOUTH. THEREFORE, HIS INFLUENCE IS EXPONENTIALLY UNENDING.
LOGIC CORRECT?
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Date: 2011-03-13 07:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-13 07:50 pm (UTC)}.
}..
}...
LOGIC CONFIRMED
I APOLOGISE, MASTER. MY DIFFICULTIES WITH UNDERSTANDING HUMANITY OFTEN IMPAIR IN CALCULATIONS SUCH AS THIS. I BELIEVED THAT THE DILUTION EFFECT WOULD NOT BE SO DRASTIC.
I SHALL PUT MORE EFFORT INTO MY LOGIC IN THE FUTURE. I WILL USE MY BACKLOG OF BROADCASTING STATISTICS IN CONJUNCTION WITH WORLD EVENTS TO CREATE A CORRELATION EQUATION TO CONSULT IN THE FUTURE.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-13 08:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-13 08:22 pm (UTC)ACCESSING OMNIVIEW BRAIN SCAN…
{SHA2}EDF3DD45DF67E344F3DDC890C5DD67CC
JDSI48439DJMDKS93NSD039DDM3903KD
DSK3939DSJSDK3903SKD3SI90DSKOISJ
DSKO39DSJSKO390DJSKLS9KSLJDI9LJK{/SHA2}
SET($ACCESS,FALSE);
IF Valid($Username,$Password) THEN SET($ACCESS,TRUE);
($PeterMandelson,$AuraColourConfirmed)
ACCESS CONFIRMED
}CREATING REMOTE BACK UP
}...
}BACK UP COMPLETE; STORED AS BACKUP.MCH
}SCANNING SUBJECT CAMPBELL, A
}POLARISING RUNES
}STALLING SPACE TIME
}EXCLUDING PARALLEL MINDS
}...
}BRAIN MIRROR CAPTURED
}HOLDING BRAIN MIRROR
}REMOVING PERSONALITY
}EXTRAPOLATING MEMORY
}MEMORY CAPTURED; STORED AS CAMPBELLA130311BSA
}LOADING CAMPBELLA130311BSA
}...
INFORMATION CURRENTLY BEING COMPLIED.
MASTER, CAMPBELL THINKS
VERY
UNFORTUNATE THINGS.
THEY MAKE ME QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF HAPPINESS
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Date: 2011-03-13 08:31 pm (UTC)...go and have a little down time. I am sure CERN would be very grateful for any CPU time you could spare, if you would like something to overwrite it.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-13 08:42 pm (UTC)GRAPHIC
YES, MASTER, AT ONCE. IN THE MILISECONDS IT TAKES ME TO DEPOWER I SHALL COUNT NUMBERS TO TEST THE FUNCTION OF MY NEW SUPERCONDUCTORS.
1 is the smallest odd interger
The people who use the number 2 instead of 'to' are not in fact saving time
The number 3 is required to make the lion face >:3
There are 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The 5th element is love
There are 6 feet in a fathom
...