#24

Feb. 21st, 2011 02:53 pm
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I really shouldn't allow The Machine to run unattended overnight. It seems to have become infested with these little monsters:



Transported most of them to Venezuala. An arch-mage there still hasn't returned my grimoire; perhaps a few demon-frogs will refresh his memory?

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I leave arranging the details in your capable hands.

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
And I leave the finer points to Sally once she's finished sorting out her latest Twitter slip up.

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Somewhat cynical of you to assume a twitter faux-pas. Have you no faith in your wife's... tweeting abilities?

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
No

I was merely joking. I'm sure there's some other reason she's frantically tapping away at the keyboard, ignoring the rest of the world...

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I am sure she will inform you of that reason in the fullness of time.

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
...and it will not be a topic of any interest to the press.

Quick drink?

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
I can't see a reasonable argument against it!

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*pours two glasses*

Shocking behaviour by parliament, taking a week off when the rest of the country is in such a parlous state, have they no sensitivity to the economic situtation for the majority of the populace etc. etc.

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Date: 2011-02-21 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Oh be quiet. This Commons has had shorter holidays than any you had when you were in this chamber rather than The Other Place.

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I know this information may come as a surprise John, so set your glass down and prepare yourself.

...

Ready?

...

My statement may not have been entirely sincere, indeed, there may have been more than a trace of sarcasm.

I know, I know, it's a shock to the system.

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
...Sarcasm? F-from you? I-I-I... that's... it's...

I'm almost speechless.

Almost.

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John, it will be a very long, and very chilly, day in hell before anything renders you speechless.

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Was the shock sufficient to convert you to a life of sober neckwear, or will further succussion be necessary?

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Oh not yet; sarcasm from you isn't that rare, after all.

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Well, if giving your son a tail wasn't sufficient, I'm not sure what will be. Suggestions?

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Said with the steely glint of a man who has seen far too many sofa beds.

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
You have no authority commenting upon my experience or not of sofa beds.

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Just sofas then, and the occasional chair.

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Date: 2011-02-21 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Yes, well, sleeping on the sofa and chair are no more. The sofa bed is reluctantly here to stay for the foreseeable future.

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Date: 2011-02-22 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Purely out of academic interest... ...does relegation to the sofa-bed ever occur the other way?

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Date: 2011-02-22 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
I wouldn't dare suggest it.

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Date: 2011-02-22 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I would suggest that your generous donation of one spine to the liberal democrats has been much appreciated by their supporters, but I am sure that would be an unfairly judgemental and cruel remark.

Hmm... Paddy seems to have subsided, perhaps your donation has appeased them after all. In any case, I suspect I ought to be heading off to sleep at some point in the near future.

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