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Oi, pissflapper, what have I told you about referring to yourself in the third person? You'll go blind.

Anyway, hope you're still on for tomorrow. Be a love and give us your dietary requirements - Fiona's having a 'mare, she's convinced you've got the constitution of a fucking consumptive nineteenth century widow. Bloody - yeah, I'm telling him now, wh - I'm on the phone, woman. Go clean something.

Oh yeah, and don't forget my Lucozade, uninterfered with. You're lucky I don't press charges.

Love yooo-ou, bye-eeeee.