therealpm

Oi, you. You've not still got a face on about last night, have you?

I - c'mon, Peter, I was just winding you up, for god's sake.

Forgiven? Fancy letting me in?

Bloody fuck, still at Bercow's?

Look, if you're there, stop pissing around and open up.

You're shouting through a letterbox, Alastair, you fucking mongoloid.

...

Right, I'm off to John's. Would be nice if you saved me the journey, provided you are in fact here and not there?

Then again, you're always there. Should really start making "there" my first port of call.

I -

I'll see you, yeah?

getawayfromthefuckingletterboxyouidiotfuck