#14

[therealpm]

Previous tests have demonstrated The Machine's capabilities at increasing the intensity of a pre-existing hangover, yet so far the ability to induce a hangover in a completely teetotal subject has remained untrialled due to lack of suitable victims subjects in the westminster area.

Target acquired.

Comments

[c4mpb3llcl4r3t.livejournal.com]

Peter, what the christly christing everloving shitfuck have you done to me, you fucking poor man's Nosferatu?

I - ARE YOU EVEN HERE, YOU - ngh, ffff loud noises

No, of course you're not.

You're fucking giggling about it with your Liliputian bum-buddy. And don't think I wouldn't, because I fucking would.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Messages received via Tele-Twitter

@c4mpb3llcl4r3t: Not at home at the moment, dear boy.

@c4mpb3llcl4r3t: Mind your language. #washyourmouthout

@c4mpb3llcl4r3t: No idea what you are referring to. #mysterytome