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*Peter sips his very milky tea and does his best to ignore Miles, who is chattering away about a "very good physiotherapist, he lives in the next village.  I'll give him a ring and see if he can come round today."  Eventually, he points out that actually, he is perfectly capable of walking and doesn't need any assistance; a notion that Miles quickly shoots down by reminding him of his ill-fated attempts to get out of the car and walk up the garden path by himself yesterday.

His mood further deteriorates when Miles points out that being a werewolf would be an excellent hallowen costume.  There's a pang of loss at the thought of his other form, which he doesn't quite know how to deal with.  Instead, he gets out his phone, ignoring Miles' protestations about work at the breakfast table and texts John:*

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Bercow,

I haven't died.
Miles is somehow managing to be even more annoying than you.
wish the children a Happy Hallowe'en for me.

-Mandelson

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Date: 2012-10-31 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

I thank you for your concern but I am not "in need" as you so eloquently put it. I am, in fact, rather busy.

-John

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Date: 2012-10-31 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter swallows down a couple of painkillers and waits for his headache to recede. Miles offers him an arm, and they walk slowly through to the living room, where several warm blankets have already been laid out next to an armchair with a view both of the garden and the TV. Apparently Miles has prevailed upon his physiotherapist friend to visit this afternoon. Peter makes a mental note to have a nap.*

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John,

doubtful, given you no longer have guard duty.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-10-31 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Now that you are once again well, I can return more fully to my job as a constituency MP, local campaigner and Speaker of the House of Commons.

I also have a very important tree to plant later.

-John

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Date: 2012-10-31 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Miles sets a pint glass of milk down in front of Peter with an instruction to drink it all. Instead, Peter picks up his phone.*

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John,

....a tree. Your life is one of unbridled excitement.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-10-31 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Indeed. Now, if you don't mind, I have PMQs to prepare for.

-John

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Date: 2012-10-31 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

why, are you still unsure of the procedures involved? I can text you prompts if necessary.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-10-31 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

No thank you, Peter.

-John
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