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*Peter stares out of the window at the thoroughly dismal weather, unable to concentrate on the briefing in front of him.  It's a new one, so it probably contains something of value if leaked to the press via one of his erstwhile colleagues, aka Tinkerbell, aka Alastair.  He should at least search for something to give Chuka, but he really can't be bothered.

He shivers.  Despite much prodding from Fiona, he's barely had anything except tea and some toast since Friday.  It probably isn't helping his concentration, but he just doesn't feel like eating.

He catches sight of the phone out of the corner of his eye and considers ringing the stupid wonderful heartless man, just to see if he can make him feel as bad as Peter does, but resists.  It probably wouldn't work.  George already thinks he's a monster, Peter doesn't want him thinking he's pathetic as well.  He shoves the phone under some papers so it's out of sight and tries to get back to work.*

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John places the bottles on Peter's desk.*

Pick a meal - and fast, Peter, or I'll put these bottles back where I found them.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter cautiously picks a bowl of soup out of the air, more to prevent the contents' perilous acceleration over the rim as it orbits John's head, than any real desire to taste it. Choice made, he considers the bottles before him.*

Did you raid the Palace cellars for these, John? Whatever would the Mail say, keeping a monster in luxury at the taxpayer's expense?

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Well, if you'd rather not have them, then I am sure I could take them back before anyone knew they were missing.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter ponders- the soup is some reheated tinned tomato based thing, but the wine is superb, and getting quietly trashed at John's expense is one of the many small rituals he's missed since being confined to thecell.*

...you would trip over your own feet and drop them. It would be a tragic waste.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Well then, you had best eat your dinner so you may save me the trip back down to the cellar later, don't you think?

*John levitates some cutlery towards Peter so he can eat.*

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter rolls his eyes, but picks up a spoon anyway. He can hardly fight off future tickle attempts by Alastair if he's famished.*

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John picks out a sandwich from the remaining meals and eats it himself rather quickly. He waits for Peter to finish before attempting conversation.*

Anything else to eat or would you prefer to move on to the wine?

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter pushes the plate away. His stomach is unused to a full meal and he's feeling a little sick.*

No, thank you.

*He inspects each bottle closely, there is very little to choose between them. Eventually he taps the top of one.*

This one.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John summons the corkscrew and enchants it to open the bottle. He lets the wine breathe for a while - That's what you're meant to do, isn't it? he thinks to himself - then has the bottle pour out two glasses. He levitates one towards Peter and the other to himself.*

Cheers.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*They clink glasses and return to sitting in silence. Peter occasionally sips his wine- it's incredibly good, even he has to admit. The contrast to the raw meat or toast which have been the main components of his diet for the past two weeks is extreme and he revels in the multi-layored flavour of the drink.*

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John sips at his own wine, attempting to come up with a topic of conversation but since he doesn't know what's bothering Peter, he isn't sure any topic he chooses will be safe. Instead, he continues to sit silently, sipping the wine.*

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter's probably halfway through his second glass (he can't be sure because John's enchanted the bottle to top his glass up automatically and he wasn't looking). John's looking sheepishly into his own cup, and Peter belatedly notes that he probably ought to show some sort of appreciation for the gift.*

It is very good wine.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
I'm glad you approve; I didn't think a bottle of Blossom Hill would cut it this time, for some reason.

Don't expect this caliber of wine from me from now on, though.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
'This time'? Why, what are we celebrating?

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
We're celebrating you finally having a meal, of course!

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
....couldn't you have brought cake, and killed two birds with one stone?

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
I think there's some chocolate gateaux left in the fridge if you'd care for a slice?

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter sips his wine, closing his eyes in pleasure at the taste.*

Not at present.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Well, do be sure to let me know if and when that changes, Peter.

*John goes back to sipping his wine in silence.*

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter looks across at the other man.*

Why are you here, anyway. I've eaten my dinner like a good boy. Haven't you got constituents to soothe and so forth?

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Would you rather I go and let you consume three bottles of the most expensive wine I could find at short notice by yourself?

If so, then by all means I will let you drink yourself into a stupor, the alcohol simply exacerbating your melancholy. Or I could stay and try and help you forget - if only for a short while - about whatever it is that's got you into this state in the first place.

The choice, as ever, Peter, is entirely yours.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*It is very good wine, and given his non-human metabolism, drinking far too much of it probably won't do any lasting damage, and he has to admit that blacking out completely is not an entirely unattractive option by this point. He snorts.*

You are doing so well at the latter. The utter silence is terribly distracting.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
You see, Peter, the issue is that I have no idea in the slightest what caused you to be in this mood in the first place, and, as such, I have no idea in the slightest which conversational topics would make things worse rather than better.

I would attempt to converse about the quality of the wine as a starter, but, as I'm sure you're more than aware by now, my palate may as well be non-existent for all the use it is in conversations of that kind.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter scowls.*

I'm not 'in a mood'.

*He sips his wine and wonders how best to procede. Attributing it to news of his victims' welfare had been moderately sucessful with Fiona and Alastair. He shrugs.*

It's just... I have injured two people.

*He turns to face John, jaw tight.*

And there is very little I can do to help them recover.

Re: 6 pm

Date: 2012-10-09 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John holds his hands in the air, very nearly spilling the wine*

Peter, I do not want to know what is bothering you.

Well, no, that's not entirely correct, I'm sure there is a part of me that does wish to know, but from the amount of time we've been friends known each other, it is safe to say that knowing what is going on in your head normally results in far more trouble and hassle and law breaking than I can handle with anything approaching competency.

Besides which, I've never known you want to talk about something when it's bothering you. Whenever something has caused you similar distress in the past, you merely come round and drink as much of my alcohol as you can stand, hence why there are currently three bottles of the finest wine Parliament has to offer sitting on your desk.

If the incident on your first night in your second form is the issue, then I will do my best to avoid mentioning it or anything that could easily be related back to it. If there's something else - either additionally or instead of - that has brought this on, then feel free to steer the conversation away from those particular topics.

*John sips at his wine.*

So, the weather...

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