5th October, 10 pm

[therealpm]

*Peter is startled out of his usual preparations for sleep by the over enthusiastic ringing of his phone. He rummages around through the papers on his desk, eyes lighting up at the number.*

George! How are you? It's lovely to be able to speak to you again, after so long as a-

Oh really, DEFRA contacted you already? That's very quick for a government department, I must say. Well it's good the paperwork is all finalised I sup-

Yes, George, I know. I did already tell you, several weeks ago.

*Peter blinks in surprise*

Well... the inability to touch silver and a tendency to grow fur during the full moon was a bit of a hint.

Well what else could it possibly have been?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout.

Look-

Don't be unkind, I'm still me.

I'm taking a potion for that, as you well know.

Well of course it's not risk free, but-

I see.

No, obviously you have to think of your family.

Right.

Fine.

George-

...

*The line goes dead. Peter replaces the phone on the desk and mechanically completes his preparations for bed. He won't give whoever's guarding him the satisfaction of having their suspicions confirmed. He won't.

Dropping onto the bed, he pulls the covers over his head and tries to cry quietly.*

Comments

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

'High testosterone virilty', eleven-seconds-Ali?

I'm stuck in a cell- I'd be worried if I wasn't frowning.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

You wish I had eleven seconds to waste on you.

Stuck in a cell with me, though! You're just being stubborn now. Give us a smile or I will not hesitate to tickle you.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

You wish you could last eleven seconds with me.

Attempt it and I may yet shape shift for an unprecedented third time in one day.

[furiously-fiona.livejournal.com]

Hi boys. Everyone still alive? Good, good.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

*Alastair eyes Peter, wondering how serious he is about the shapeshifting. Probably not at all, but you can never tell.*

For now, yes. I think Peter'd be happier if that weren't the case, but he'll be fine once he's got some food inside him.

*When Fiona has left to go and pick up the order, Alastair turns to Peter with a grin and wiggles his fingers purposefully.*

Who's a grumpy wolf who wants his tummy scratching, then?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*Peter groans, he's too tired for this. He forces his canines to grow slightly longer than usual and grimices at Ali, grinning even wider as the man looks wary.*

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

*Alastair doesn't like the look of those teeth. Peter's probably toying with him. Still, he sounds like a man at the end of his tether, and Alastair doesn't like to think what might happen if it snaps.*

Yes, yes, you're very scary. I am appropriately scared. Now, put away the fangs and play nicely or we'll send off for an extra portion and you'll be eating the whole lot.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*Peter shifts himself backwards a little and slumps against the wall, drained. The wards are old enough by now to be a thrum against his shoulders, rather than the bolt of pain they were two weeks ago. In a way it's oddly relaxing.*

So. Conference highlights.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

What do you want to know? I was the centre of attention, of course. Ed did well, for a Miliband. But nobody really cares about us these days. He may as well have got up on the stage dressed as Tarzan and roared his tiny nerdy lungs out for all the difference it'll make to the general public.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, and nobody thought the doppelganger looked suspicious? Good.

Miliband... well. We have to work with what we've got, I suppose.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

People were giving it evil stares and a wide berth. So yes, they were totally fooled. Weird for me, though, trying to strike up a rapport with it. Like shouting at a computer even though you know it can't hear you, only less satisfying.

For now we do, Peter, for now. Tony knows where to find me when the time comes.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Evil stares and wide berth... well I suppose it was next to you.

*Peter's patience with social niceties is growing thin. He snaps back.*

It's far too late into this election cycle to bring in a replacement, he'll have to do for now.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

*Alastair raises his eyebrows at Peter's sharp tone.*

All right, cool your claws. I'm not about to push the poor kid off a roof. I said he was doing well, didn't I?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

You said he could have gone up on stage as Tarzan and nobody would have noticed, that's hardly a ringing endorsement.

*He rubs his forehead in frustration.*

Sorry, it's...

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

*Alastair rolls his eyes.*

No, it's fine. I can see you're past the point of genial conversation. I apologise for casting doubt on my loyalty to the Grand High Wonk; I didn't realise I was talking to the chairman of his personal fanclub.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*Peter frowns.*

Setting Miliband's personal dearth of charisma aside, he is still our party leader. Not-

*He sends Alastair a reproving glance.*

Tony.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

Set it aside? Oh, lovely. I wish he would do that...

*Alastair smirks.*

Like you wouldn't be there in a heartbeat too, Fido.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*Peter regrets shuffling so far back on the bed, it means he can't reach Alastair to kick him without it being immediately obvious what he's doing. Instead he reaches across to the desk and snatches up a cup, then wanders past Ali to the bathroom to fill it, almost casually kicking the man's ankle along the way. He calls back from the bathroom.*

Faster than you, anyway, though I suppose that's more to do with capability than will.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

*Alastair rubs his assaulted ankle against the other. It doesn't particularly hurt, given that Peter's not wearing any shoes, but he still glares over at the bathroom door.*

You forget that we are back in civilisation now and there aren't any oversized climbing frames to push me off. What there is includes a big locked door and spells you can't get through.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*Peter wanders back through.*

Unfortunately for you, there also isn't a tie round my neck, nor your partner to hide behind and do the dirty work for you.

*He sips his water.*

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

*Alastair narrows his eyes as they follow Peter back across the room to his bed.*

We're both capable of doing our own dirty work, thanks very much. Anyway, a tie's not the only thing that fits round a neck, is it? I bet your collar would be just as effective as a means of restraint, if push came to shove.

Just hypothetically, you understand.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*Peter yawns*

I'm flattered, Alastair, really. But do leave me out of your prurient fantasies.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

*He snorts.*

You certainly are flattered. By yourself. Trust me, it will be a cold day in hell before I run out of more appealing things to fantasise about - like having my fingers removed one at a time with a steak knife, for example.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*Peter looks thoughtful*

That certainly could be an enjoyable afternoon. I'm not sure what the current limits on my possession of edged implements are, but it can't hurt to ask.

[bigalcampbell.livejournal.com]

Ohhh no you don't, you bloodthirsty bastard. Do you see now why it's all picture books with rounded edges for you these days? It's because you say creepy things like that.