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*The first thing that Peter notices when he wakes up is that he can't move.  The second thing he notices is the pain that shoots through his limbs when he tries.  On further attempts, he finds out that the first isn't strictly true (which is good, because if John or Nigel or anyone else had put some sort of physical binding spell on him on top of all the other restrictions then he might just have had to find a way to kill them with his brain)- moving is just very very difficult and very very slow. 

Black Rod has already delivered breakfast- it's steaming gently on the other side of the room, which right now might as well be half way up Ben Nevis for all that Peter can get to it. He shifts one leg sideways.  Slowly, so slowly, then winces as his foot hits the cold carpet.  After what seems like an hour but was probably less than a minute, the other leg follows and Peter rolls himself upright, suppressing the urge to groan.  Wasn't he meant to have got all this aching business out of the way yesterday?  He certainly felt like he'd had more than his fair share of muscle cramps and spasms.

He manages to drag one of the blankets around his shoulders- warmth is mean to help with this sort of thing, isn't it?- and pauses.  He's going to have to stand up.  And then walk.  Steeling himself, he tells his legs very firmly that they're going to have to move.

Owowowowowowowowowowowowwwwww

Eventually he collapses in the chair.  It provides, he decides, an under-appreciated view of the room and he ought to stay here for some time.  Not bothering with the knife, he stabs... well, slowly nudges the fork into some bacon and settles the blanket more securely about his person.

This is ridiculous, even chewing hurts.*

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter finishes eating his lunch, then carefully folds the blanket over the back of a chair and gathers together the speeches and questions.*

Well? Come along.

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John lowers the wards and lets Peter out, snapping them back shut as soon as Peter is clear of them. With John's wand pointed at Peter, the two wizards make their way down to The Machine's control room.*

What can I do to help with this, Peter?

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Stand over there...

*Peter points to a specific patch of floor.*

...and touch nothing.

*He wanders back over to the control panel, and begins putting in the final touches to the program.*

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John crosses his arms, but reluctantly does as he's told. He may be Peter's owner, but Peter knows far more than he (John) does about how The Machine works, so it would be counter productive to disobey him.*

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter finishes the program and saves several copies carefully. Now for the testing data. He wanders over to a cupboard, ferreting around until he finds a large box, sort of like an overgrown tupperware. It contains some of the remnants of a TV recording system.

He wheels the box over to a well lit section of the room and begins plugging, or in some cases soldering, the miscellaneous bric-a-brac into the central nervous system of The Machine, apologising to it for the hatchet job all the while.

Eventually it is done, and Peter stands in the middle of a strange assortment of recording equipment, fishing around for his speech notes.*

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
...Peter, what are you doing?

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter gives him a withering look.*

Recording my speeches. Obviously. Now do be quiet and don't interrupt.

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John rolls his eyes and leaves Peter to it.*

*He glances round the room, taking in the view. There isn't much to see apart from The Machine - now back to it's original size - and a few tools/storage cupboard. John is bored rather quickly.*

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Speeches completed, Peter initialises the program and a holographic copy of himself shimmers into view. Briefly, anyway. After a couple of econds the illusion fades and Peter starts cursing, scrolling through the code for the bug.

Bug fixed, he tries again. The second hologram is two storeys tall and a slightly ominous shade of yellow. Peter quickly cancels that one and fixes the array assignment.

This process continues, with doppelgangers of varying sucess and difficulty to debug, until eventually Peter gets one that is the right size and colour, doesn't flicker and talks within the human hearing range.

Peter sighs, summons a cup of tea, and begins the tedious process of teaching the program how to answer questions.*

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John notices the tea.*

Either summon me one of those, or I will forcibly take you back to your cell this instant for breaking our agreed regulations.

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter's brow knots as he tries to shift from testing the doppelganger to remembering the 'rules' John had demanded he follow. Eventually he waves a hand dismissively and turns back to the console.*

Machine, make Bercow a cup of tea.

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*John accepts the cup of tea handed to him by The Machine.*

Thank you, Machine.

*John goes back to being bored, but now with added tea. It is a slight improvement.*

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Eventually the program has learnt enough to respond reasonably realistically to questions. Peter leaves it running, absorbing old recordings of him and any biographical information about Philip it can find.

Instead, he turns to the problem of a transmitter. It is not a particularly difficult problem, given that he constructed several before John began to get Ideas about how far The Machine's influence should be allowed to extend. The main difficulty will be preventing John from realising this by spending a suitable amount of time engaging in what appears to be a difficult and intricate job.

Peter pulls on a pair of heavy duty gloves and gets to work.*

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*His tea gone, John once again returns his full attention to Peter.*

What is it you're doing now?

Re: Lunchtime

Date: 2012-09-30 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*Peter stops, and makes a great show of how irritating it is that John's interrupted his work again.*

Building the transmitter. Alastair will need to give it to Dimbleby or whoever's heading the BBC team. They'll know what to do.
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