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Date: 2012-04-25 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrisbrilliant.livejournal.com
Peter. You wished to speak with me? And possibly turn me into something?

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Date: 2012-04-25 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Chris. Do sit down.

As I am certain you are aware, Bercow has been one of the more generous Speakers towards the Labour benches. As I am certain you are also aware, he has taken considerable flak from the Tories, to the extent that several were at one point plotting to run against him - a fate unheard of for Speakers for many years.

Given these two facts, would you care to explain why you felt the need to be grossly discourteous to the Chair, forcing him either to publicly upbraid a member of our party during one of the most watched sessions in the House of Commons, or to let it slide and provide further ammunition for his detractors on the government benches, thus rendering it more likely that he will be removed at the next general election and replaced with a Speaker more amenable to Tory wishes?

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Date: 2012-04-25 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrisbrilliant.livejournal.com
I don't suppose you'll accept momentary insanity as an explanation? It was awful, I know. It's just- we've caught the Prime Minister lying to the House, Peter. This is massive, and it really would have been better if he'd taken the point of order then, while Cameron was still in the Chamber. I'm afraid I just lost my head for a moment.

Of course I would never want to do anything to hurt John.

If it's any consolation, I suspect the media have bigger targets in their sights right now than my discourtesy to the Speaker.

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Date: 2012-04-25 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Actually, given previous shenanigans, momentary insanity sounds plausible for you.

You have a column, I believe, in the Independent within which you could call the Prime Minister a lying, cheating snake to your heart's content. It would be far more widely read and likely to incur the Speaker far less damage than attempting to go against Parliamentary protocol and communicate the same content before a ministerial statement.

I am frankly worried, Chris. You are exceedingly capable when you wish to be, but when you find a brief boring or are in possession of a particularly salacious tidbit, you act up and ensure that you remain consigned to a very minor frontbench role. It damages our party and it damages your career.

I'm glad to see that you've written an apology to Bercow. Please try and ensure that no more are necessary.

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Date: 2012-04-26 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrisbrilliant.livejournal.com
It would be widely read by people who read the Independent. Not exactly the audience who most need to hear that information. But I do take the point about damaging John. It was a daft thing to do, and I really am awfully sorry.

So Yvette tells me on a regular basis, although her glare is not quite as impressive as yours. I just don't seem to be able to get the balance right. When I was ambitious I was completely insufferable- I don't think any of us want to have to put up with the me from ten years ago, especially not me- but now that I've stopped obsessing over advancement it's hard to find the self-discipline to be dull and reliable. And really, Immigration? How did I wind up our spokesman for the one brief in the entire shadow government that neither I nor anyone in my constituency cares about in the least? I know the party has to win back ground on this, and I'm flattered to be entrusted with it, honestly, but it is so bloody boring.

I will, I will. Though I suspect you're a canny enough prognosticator not to hold your breath.
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