Hmmm... perhaps "Why do you need to talk to Chris?" would be a good way to open... No, no, it's obvious why he wants to see him... How about: "don't feel the need to start The Machine up again on my behalf"? Goodness, no, far too presumptuous; what if it is just about Bryant embarrassing the Party? "Go easy on him; after all, your lot have done far worse before"? Would that work? No that's not right either... "How much of your current desire to reprimand Bryant is to do with the impression he gave of Labour and how much, if any, is to do with the fact that it was me he was a completely disrespectful child towards?" ...Well it gets points for directness if nothing else I suppose...
Busy few days coming up at work - please try and refrain from any activity that would require my involvement in the cleaning up process in the immediate future.
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:06 pm (UTC)Peter,
Hmmm... perhaps "Why do you need to talk to Chris?" would be a good way to open... No, no, it's obvious why he wants to see him... How about: "don't feel the need to start The Machine up again on my behalf"? Goodness, no, far too presumptuous; what if it is just about Bryant embarrassing the Party? "Go easy on him; after all, your lot have done far worse before"? Would that work? No that's not right either... "How much of your current desire to reprimand Bryant is to do with the impression he gave of Labour and how much, if any, is to do with the fact that it was me he was a completely disrespectful child towards?" ...Well it gets points for directness if nothing else I suppose...Busy few days coming up at work - please try and refrain from any activity that would require my involvement in the cleaning up process in the immediate future.
Thanks.
-John
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:12 pm (UTC)John
I will endeavour not to get the carpets dirty.
-Peter
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:16 pm (UTC)Peter,
Your cooperation is, as ever, much appreciated.
-John
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:18 pm (UTC)John,
I would write that I've put newspapers down, but it's copies of the D**** M***.
-Peter
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:21 pm (UTC)Peter,
I do believe you may be one of the first people in living memory to find a use for that collection of racist, homophobic, sexist, bigoted scribbles.
-John
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:28 pm (UTC)John,
I always use it when house training puppies.
-Peter
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:33 pm (UTC)Peter,
...Right.
-John
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:39 pm (UTC)John,
I don't expect you to remember Bobby, but you must have noticed Jack at some point, surely?
-Peter
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Date: 2012-04-25 06:44 pm (UTC)Peter,
...Jack. Of course.
-John