The things I do...
Jan. 19th, 2012 06:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
therealpm*gets out of taxi*
*walks into the Houses of Parliament*
*wanders down several corridors before reaching the Speaker's Apartments*
*walks into the Houses of Parliament*
*wanders down several corridors before reaching the Speaker's Apartments*
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(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 09:26 pm (UTC)Very well.
No, Freddie. We need to sing first.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 09:28 pm (UTC)Thank you, that was most pleasant.
*Makes a wish and blows out the candles*
Now, who's for cake?
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 09:32 pm (UTC)Hmm?
Good boy.
A small slice, please, John.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 09:36 pm (UTC)Now, not a lot, boys, you have to go to bed soon.
No, you can't stay up and watch Question Time, you have school in the morning.
When you're older, then you can stay up later.
When you get really old like Uncle Peter and me, then you get to choose your own bedtimes.
...No, Oliver, I don't think it would be a good idea to let you try it now.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 09:49 pm (UTC)Perhaps... we should start on the presents?
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 09:53 pm (UTC)Yes, Oliver, you may help me open it.
*Opens the present together*
It's a book called...
...thank you Peter. Most helpful, indeed, I don't quite know how to thank you.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 09:59 pm (UTC)*waits until Sally has finished giggling to pass over another present.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:09 pm (UTC)*grabs the final present and hands it over*
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:12 pm (UTC)*Opens final gift*
Marvellous! Are you staying for Question Time or shall we open this at a later date?
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:20 pm (UTC)*is promptly sat on by Freddie*
...suppose so.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:22 pm (UTC)Yes, thank you Oliver - when you're older you can stay up.
We'll keep the idea under constant review.
Now come on, I'll tuck you in.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:30 pm (UTC)*begins to tuck into cake*
...Freddie, go to bed.
Now.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:33 pm (UTC)*Ushers Freddie out of the room*
Open the bottle I'll be back in a moment...
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:38 pm (UTC)*polishes off the cake*
Hmph. Long day, Sally?
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:39 pm (UTC)This should be interesting...
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:51 pm (UTC)Interesting question for you two, care to answer it?
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 10:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 11:02 pm (UTC)Sally... fingering isn't that funny.
I'm not!
I'm being entirely truthful.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-19 11:04 pm (UTC)For once I completely agree with Peter.