House of Commons

[therealpm]

All exchanges here are deemed, for the purposes of rp, to have occurred in the House of Commons.

Comments

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me!

See you in a short while.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

*Tiptoes into Hague's office*
*Picks the desk drawer lock*
*Tapes mousetraps to the underside and sets them*
*Relocks the drawer, the room and slinks off to Balls' office*

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

*Tiptoes into Huhne's office*
*Sprinkles cress seeds all over keyboard*
*Casts growing spell... on seeds*
*Watches them grow to an acceptable height then stops them growing*
*Chuckles*
*Waltzes off to Balls' office*

Peter - fancy seeing you here! Everything sorted in Hague's office?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Indeed, what a coincidence! I have no reason to assume that there is anything amiss in Mr Hague's office, not from my perspective anyway.

Shall we?

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Splendid!

Oh, go on then!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*Picks lock*

Not quite what I was expecting.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Not what you were expecting?!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I didn't realise he enjoyed 'Strictly' that much! Do you think we ought to warn Vince?

Let's just cast the spell and leave.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

As long as Vince doesn't go back on there, he should be fine... right? I'm more worried if someone else manages to sort their differences out with the Beeb and go on there... it might cause his mind to explode with the strange juxtaposition on his screen...

Good plan - after you.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Can't imagine to whom you are referring.

*inspects the room*

Right. I'll cast the boundary conditions, you're in charge of the actual hex. I hate improvising.

Ready?

*deep breath*

3.
2.
1.

*casts spell*

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands*

Right, here we go...

...

*casts spell*

...

Well, that could have been worse!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Rather better than expected, in fact, although we should leave with all due alacrity. I very much doubt that Laws isn't here working, after all.

Yours? I believe there's a bottle already open.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

A simply marvellous notion!

Will you be recording the reactions on the omni-view?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Oh definitely, we can make an evening of it.


*Teleports*