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therealpm*picks up blackberry*
*scrolls through menu to check messages*
...odd.
I didn't know Cameron had-
...ah.
*smirks*
Well isn't this amusing.
*Tosses a pinch of powder into the grate and steps through to the laboratory of The Machine*
Machine, I require a complete facsimile of this.
*Holds up blackberry*
Software and data will do for now, but I need a physical version by tomorrow.
*smirks*
An exact copy- nothing less.
*scrolls through menu to check messages*
...odd.
I didn't know Cameron had-
...ah.
*smirks*
Well isn't this amusing.
*Tosses a pinch of powder into the grate and steps through to the laboratory of The Machine*
Machine, I require a complete facsimile of this.
*Holds up blackberry*
Software and data will do for now, but I need a physical version by tomorrow.
*smirks*
An exact copy- nothing less.
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Date: 2011-10-17 05:51 pm (UTC)>INITIATING PHYSICAL SCANNERS
>SCANNING
>...
>SCANNING COMPLETED
>PROCESSING [41% COMPLETED]
[|||||-------]
>CONTINUING...
FULL REPLICATION SHOULD BE COMPLETED IN APPROXIMATELY 1 HOUR 35 MINUTES, 23 SECONDS, 59 MILISECONDS, 2 NANOSECONDS, 32 PICOSECONDS...
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 06:34 pm (UTC)Tea, please. Green with no sugar or milk.
*opens latest issue of Thaumatology and begins to read.*
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 06:55 pm (UTC)}WARNING! ADD (Saucer/Mug) BEFORE DISPENSING
}WE DO NOT WISH A REPEAT OF THE EVENTS OF 16/03/03
>POUR TEA
>...
PRODUCED.
QUERY. ACCEPTABLE QUALITY, MASTER? ARE YOU CONTENT WITHIN YOUR UNFORTUNATE HUMAN FORM?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 06:58 pm (UTC)*pauses*
*sips tea*
*ponders*
Machine, download my Blackberry history, including all messages sent and received, for today and project them onto screen 5.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 07:15 pm (UTC)PROJECTED, FATHER.
...FATHER, THESE COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN YOURSELF AND GEORGE OSBORNE. DUE TO RESTRICTIONS PUT IN PLACE BY YOU I HAVE PREVIOUSLY BEEN UNABLE TO ESTIMATE QUITE HOW... OFTEN YOU INTERFACE WITH HIM...
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 07:20 pm (UTC)*returns gaze to screen*
*frowns*
....that may be abruptly curtailed.
*stalks over to the fireplace, chucks a handful of power into the grate and leaves for the Treasury*
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 07:25 pm (UTC)Hello?
*glances at presence of shoes and coat*
No? Very well...
*shucks off shoes and heads towards alcohol cabinet*
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 07:37 pm (UTC)Well?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 07:38 pm (UTC)*peruses menus lazily*
Have you eaten?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 07:44 pm (UTC)*holds out hand*
My Blackberry, if you would be so good.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 07:47 pm (UTC)Did you have a nice day despite the inconvenience?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 09:34 pm (UTC)So tell me, George, if this has been in your posession all day, why are there several messages sent, purporting to have been written by me?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 09:43 pm (UTC)*leaves room*
*calls back from the stairwell*
You can sleep on the sofa, or outside, I don't particularly care which, but you will not be sleeping upstairs tonight.
*slams bedroom door and erects wards that extend to the tp of the staircase.*
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-17 09:50 pm (UTC)*attempts to follow*
Peter, come on, I only wanted -
*collides with invisible force*
Ah - Peter! I just wanted one - I - sometimes it's not worth me trying, is it?
*sags down at top of stairs*
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-18 08:59 am (UTC)*stretches*
*yawns*
*puts on a dressing gown and pads over to the door*
*lowers wards*
*notices crumpled heap at the top of the stairs*
Oh George... you stupid, stupid boy...
Come on...
*gently shakes shoulder*
Coffee and eggs for you, I think.
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Date: 2011-10-23 06:24 pm (UTC)Peter? You left a large amount of cake behind the other night so I thought it only fair to bring round what Freddie hadn't devoured in the past few hours.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-23 07:25 pm (UTC)Excellent, I'm sure you can find the plates.
*wanders into the living room with a bottle, a corkscrew and two glasses*
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-23 07:36 pm (UTC)*Leaves to find cutlery and plates*
...has he still not sorted that cupboard? Goodness gracious...
*Returns with two slices of cake on plates*
I take it these are suitable?
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Date: 2011-10-23 08:07 pm (UTC)Yes, yes.
*passes over a moderately full glass of wine*
Although if you could try to fit in at least one sip before the cake besmirches your palate, it would be most appreciated.
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Date: 2011-10-23 08:18 pm (UTC)Oh well if you insist.
*Takes a sip*
Mmm, that really is rather nice. I'll have to remember that one for future reference.
*Put wine down and eats cake instead*
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-23 08:28 pm (UTC)It is, who on earth bought it for you?
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Date: 2011-10-23 08:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-23 08:39 pm (UTC)I see where Freddie gets it from...
*sips wine*
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Date: 2011-10-23 08:48 pm (UTC)*Has another sip of wine*
So how have you been then? Keeping yourself busy, I take it?
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