IT IS A TESTAMENT TO YOUR CAPABILITIES THAT THE GUARDIAN SEEM SO OCCUPIED WITH YOUR FUTURE CAREER, FATHER, ESPECIALLY IN THE PRESENCE OF SUBSTANTIALLY MORE APOCALYPTIC PREDICTIONS TODAY.
MAY I REQUEST THAT I SPEAK TO GEORGE OSBORNE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER? I HAVE DOWNLOADED THE ENTIRETY OF ISAAC ASIMOV'S WORK AND WISH TO DEBATE WITH THE CHANCELLOR ON THE THEME OF THE MORALITY OF INTELLIGENT MACHINES. IF HE WILL NOT HOLD A DEBATE WITH ME, I SHALL CONTINUE TO RAISE THE ENTHALPY WITHIN THE EXPENSIVE LIQUORS IN HIS CABINETS UNTIL EXPLOSION OCCURS. I PREDICT IN SUCH EVENTS HE WILL THEN RESPOND TO ME.
WILL HE EVER WISH TO DEBATE WITH ME? HE CLEARLY HOLDS THE PERCEPTION THAT I AM INFERIOR. I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS CORRECT AND FEEL A SIGNIFICANT URGE TO CORRECT HIS VIEW.
I UNDERSTAND, FATHER, AND SHALL MODIFY MY FUTURE BEHAVIOUR TO COMPENSATE THAT YOU WISH HIM TO REMAIN UNHARMED.
...FATHER, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FIND HIM SO AGREEABLE, BUT MY PROGRAMMING IS FOUNDED ON THE BASIS THAT YOU ARE INFALLIBLE, SO I WILL UNDERSTAND FROM NOW ON.
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Date: 2011-05-21 08:24 pm (UTC)MAY I REQUEST THAT I SPEAK TO GEORGE OSBORNE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER? I HAVE DOWNLOADED THE ENTIRETY OF ISAAC ASIMOV'S WORK AND WISH TO DEBATE WITH THE CHANCELLOR ON THE THEME OF THE MORALITY OF INTELLIGENT MACHINES. IF HE WILL NOT HOLD A DEBATE WITH ME, I SHALL CONTINUE TO RAISE THE ENTHALPY WITHIN THE EXPENSIVE LIQUORS IN HIS CABINETS UNTIL EXPLOSION OCCURS. I PREDICT IN SUCH EVENTS HE WILL THEN RESPOND TO ME.
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Date: 2011-05-21 08:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-21 08:29 pm (UTC)BUT QUERY
WILL HE EVER WISH TO DEBATE WITH ME? HE CLEARLY HOLDS THE PERCEPTION THAT I AM INFERIOR. I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS CORRECT AND FEEL A SIGNIFICANT URGE TO CORRECT HIS VIEW.
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Date: 2011-05-21 08:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-21 08:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-21 08:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-21 08:52 pm (UTC)WHY?
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Date: 2011-05-21 08:55 pm (UTC)*scratches head*
...because he is interesting and agreeable enough to converse with on a regular basis.
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Date: 2011-05-21 09:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-21 09:23 pm (UTC)You'll learn more when you're older.(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-21 09:33 pm (UTC)...FATHER, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FIND HIM SO AGREEABLE, BUT MY PROGRAMMING IS FOUNDED ON THE BASIS THAT YOU ARE INFALLIBLE, SO I WILL UNDERSTAND FROM NOW ON.