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John,
repairing and upgrading Machine today. Expect minor perturbations in the background thaumic field. Oliver may visit after 5pm if he wishes.

-Peter

PS: You're still buying your own damned broom.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

Anything less would be unforgivably impolite.

-Peter

PS: No.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

Of course.

John.

P.S. Yes.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

Good.

-Peter

PS: No, and you can't compel me to do so.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

Indeed.

John.

P.S. Peter, just go and buy the broom.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

Glad we agree.

-Peter

PS: Sorry, far too busy and it's your fault it broke anyway. No.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

It does indeed make a change.

John.

P.S. You're not too busy if you can continue to write these notes. You're going to buy me a new broom at some point.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

I'm sure you will manage to adapt accordingly.

-Peter

PS: There is a difference between having a few scant seconds to scribble off a note whilst the spot welder recharges, and having several hours to spend on frivolous pursuits. Didn't you insure the broom anyway?

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

I doubt I'll need to for very long.

John.

P.S. It'll take all of a few minutes.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

Pessimist.

-Peter

PS: Highly doubtful and no.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

Realist.

John.

P.S. I'm not saying you have to go and buy the broom now, just some time soon.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

Thank you.

-Peter

PS: Did you, or did you not purchase insurance?

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

You know what I meant by that comment.

John.

P.S. That is not the issue. You're buying me a broom.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

It is hardly my problem if you cannot communicate clearly.

-Peter

PS: You are aware it has been illegal since the flying act of 1897 to be in possession of an un-insured broom?

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

You chose to misunderstand my comment.

John.

P.S. The insurance is not what we are discussing. You are going to buy me a new broom.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

Must you always cast such unfounded asperisons upon my character?

-Peter

PS: Remind me, what is the penalty for failure to insure a broomstick? Is it five years or seven? Mind you, I'm sure it wouldn't come to that. You are so well loved by the FCGB. I'm sure they'd understand.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

Such questioning is hardly useful or fair.

John.

P.S. It depends upon the length of time the broom was uninsured, not that is has any relevance to our current discussion about when you are going to buy me a new one.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

Neither was you comment.

-Peter

PS: I can hardly replace an illegal broom. I will not be party to your criminal activities.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

I'm sure you shall recall the initial comment that sparked this disagreement was yours.

John.

P.S. It was not illegal! I simply cannot quite recall what happened to the paperwork, that is all.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

That's an interesting interpretation of events.

The Machine is now safe to visit, should Oliver wish to do so.

-Peter

PS: A poor excuse.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter,

Will be down with Oliver and Freddie shortly - once the Conservative logos Jemima drew over Oliver have been cleaned off.

John.

P.S. You're still buying me a new broom.

Re: Note to Peter

Date: 2011-05-07 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
John,

That poor boy.

-Peter

PS: You may continue to delude yourself into believing so, but you will be sorely disappointed.
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