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"The situation becomes curiouser and curiouser. As you know, Madam Deputy Speaker, I am a kindly chap and always charitable towards Ministers; far be it from me ever to cast aspersions on the competence—still less on the mindset—of Ministers. However, in the circumstances that my hon. Friend has just pithily described, is he not concerned 'hat the Minister is becoming almost as unfocused as tile right hon. Member for Hartlepool (Mr. Mandelson)?" HC Deb 14 February 2001 vol 363 cc342-56

"Finally, the right hon. Lady is a highly experienced parliamentarian: will she concede that the regulations were introduced, without prior parliamentary scrutiny, under the auspices of the lost and not lamented right hon. Member for Hartlepool (Mr. Mandelson)? He gave minimum notice but caused maximum hassle for business." HC Deb 11 February 1999 vol 325 cc470-83

"If the Government want to honour their pre-election commitment, they should be prepared to accept the new clause as it would remove burdens otherwise imposed on small companies. I am particularly sorry that the right hon. Member for Hartlepool (Mr. Mandelson) has wafted out of the Chamber. I thought that he might be good enough to stay for the exchanges on new clause 1, because, as he does on other matters, the right hon. Gentleman has form on this subject. Under the protection of parliamentary privilege, I can even go so far as to say without fear of a writ for defamation that the right hon. Gentleman has previous convictions on the subject of regulation.

...

I shall confine myself, Mr. Deputy Speaker, to the hope that the right hon. Member for Hartlepool will prove to be a sinner who repenteth, and that he will join us in the Division Lobby. He need be in no fear of being traduced or attacked if he does so. If it would be helpful for him, I shall, on this one occasion, make the very dangerous commitment to hold his hand as we walk through the Lobby in support of new clause 1, at the risk of considerable damage to my own reputation. I should be happy to do that for the benefit of having the right hon. Gentleman on side." HC Deb 30 March 1999 vol 328 cc882-920



The record for the number of references to my good self made by an individual politician is currently jointly held by Mr Norman Baker and Mr John Bercow.  Is there anything you'd care to say, John?

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Date: 2011-04-03 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Somewhat unfair, John. Other Tories attempted to field a terminally ill candidate. Cameron, conversely, stepped in during the 2010 elections to shore up your vote.

...I think I may need to go and wash my mouth out after that. Damn George.

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Date: 2011-04-03 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
...at the last possible moment and only because it would have reflected badly on him if they had managed to find someone.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-04-03 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Your party leader backed you, when defenestration would have been far more popular with his own backbenchers and with the press.

Stop. Sulking.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-04-03 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Whinging, then. Complaining. Griping. Being anything other than delighted that you weren't chucked out at the first available opportunity.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-04-03 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Any more synonyms you'd care to throw my way or have you quite finished?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-04-03 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Depends on whether you're going to throw any more self-pitying nonense about.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-04-03 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
It wasn't self-pitying. I was simply pointing out one of the reasons why it appears that Cameron will find it hard to forgive me any time soon.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-04-03 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
He appears to have already done so. I would venture that you have more than enough enemies in this world, without allowing your imagination to conjure up further adversaries.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-04-03 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
How many times do I have to tell you, Peter; I'm not paranoid! They really are out to get me.
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