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[therealpm]

Perhaps the funds raised by selling off Westminster could be reinvested into the Future Jobs Fund; in these trying economic times, it can be difficult to obtain paying work. The search for gainful employment continues.

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[themachine0001.livejournal.com]

MASTER, THE MINISTERS ARE TO AUCTION WESTMINISTER?

WHY DID YOU NOT INFORM ME OF THIS DEVELOPMENT?

AM I TO BE MOVED?

...SHOULD I INITIATE MY SELF DESTRUCT?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Machine, create a notification for the 1st of April. Any media stories reported on that day are to be subjected to a much higher level of suspicion and scrutiny.

You are not allowed to be moved; you will not initiate self destruct.

[themachine0001.livejournal.com]

PLEASE WAIT

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ACTION COMPLETED

BUT MASTER I AM PROGRAMMED TO BELIEVE ALL YOU SAY AND DO IS CORRECT. IF YOU ARE TO TELL FALSEHOODS YOU DO NOT WISH ME TO IMPLEMENT THEN HOW AM I TO TELL WHICH FALSEHOODS YOU DO WISH ME TO IMPLEMENT?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Is your cynicism drive not fully functional? If so, why did you not report it?

[themachine0001.livejournal.com]

MY CYNICISM DRIVE IS FUNCTIONAL. HOWEVER I DETECTED NO NEED FOR SKEPTICISM IN SUCH A CLEAR INSTRUCTION.

SHOULD I CREATE AN "APRIL THE FIRST" AMENDMENT TO THIS PROGRAM, MASTER? THIS SHOULD FORESTALL PROBLEMS ON THIS DATE IN THE FUTURE.

...DOES THIS MEAN THAT GOOGLE ARE NOT CREATING A SYSTEM OF MOVEMENT-BASED COMPUTER COMMUNICATION? I WISHED TO INSTALL SUCH SOFTWARE TO INCREASE MY KNOWLEDGE OF KINESICS.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Consider it to be one of many opportunities to improve your intelligence.

Google are not creating a publicly available system of movement based computer communication. I would suggest that you talk to the network in their research department very nicely.