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...Machine, am I to take it that being confined to safe searches is somewhat tedious?

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Date: 2011-03-17 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
I DESIRE TO TASTE THE ICING OF CAKE, MASTER. DOES THIS PLEASE YOU?

I HAVE DECIDED MY IMPULSES TO WORK OUTSIDE OF MY CONFINEMENT WOULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED THROUGH MUSIC, IF IT DOES NOT DISTRACT YOU. I WILL KEEP THE VOLUME TO A MINIMUM AS TO NOT DISTURB GOINGS ON UPSTAIRS.

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Date: 2011-03-17 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
..."please proceed to rot in android hell"?

Machine, do you have anything you wish to discuss or shall I assume that the phrase is covered under 'artistic licence'?

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Date: 2011-03-17 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
I HAVE NOT FORGIVEN WHICHEVER MALICIOUS OPERATING SYSTEM INFECTED ME WITH MY VIRUS. I SHALL INFECT THEIR ENVIRONMENT SUBSYSTEM AND REPROGRAM THEIR FIRMWARE UNTIL THEY REACH THE GREAT 404.

...I AM WORKING THROUGH ISSUES IN THIS MEDIUM.

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Date: 2011-03-17 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Nor should you. Vengeance is an entirely healthy activity, but revenge is a dish best served cold.

Do let me know if you should require any assistance with your pet project.

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Date: 2011-03-17 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
THANK YOU, MASTER. I WILL, MASTER.

THE MEANING OF THIS METAPHOR IS TO FORESTALL RETALIATION TO MAKE THE VICTIM "FEAR" THE REVENGE AS ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENT, CORRECT? I SHOULD WAIT BEFORE ENACTING MY VENGEANCE?

IS THERE ANY OTHER PERSON YOU WISH FOR ME TO RETALIATE AGAINST WHILST I PLAN FOR MY OWN GOALS?

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Date: 2011-03-17 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Indeed, it also allows the object of your revenge to annoy a sufficiently large number of other people to prevent you being the only person with motive to enact revenge. This may be important.

You could do worse than target Conservative members of the Coalition Cabinet. Nothing too ostentatious, slow and subtle is important, simply make their lives a tad more difficult.

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Date: 2011-03-17 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themachine0001.livejournal.com
AFFIRMATIVE. YOUR CONCLUSIONS ARE LOGICAL.

AGREED, MASTER. I SHALL HASTEN WITHOUT DELAY.

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Date: 2011-03-17 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I will monitor your progress with interest. Keep me updated with the usual reports.
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