I'm getting you a thermometer. Just last week you were complaining that you couldn't read exactly what The Independent was saying about you that was so scathing that they referenced it in Question Time without, and I quote, "having to pay the scoundrels hand over fist to read something that probably isn't true and would have been banned in a country with decently effective libel laws anyway!" You went on about it for hours.
*wanders off into kitchen* *returns with thermometer and a sheaf of papers*
I was going to recycle these, but you may as well have a look.
See, here's the FT with a special on the failings of neo-liberalism, the Telegraph, the Times and the News of the World. I think I might even have a copy of the Tribune from when you last visited...
*digs around in the sheaf*
Ah, there it is. Anyway.
*takes out thermometer*
Here. Stick it under your tongue and hold it there for 10 seconds.
Of course I'm normal! You're just trying to play some sort of trick on me and it's clearly failed. Really, Peter, you do need to come up with better pranks than this, I must say.
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Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:02 am (UTC)Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:08 am (UTC)*gets up out of chair*
I'm getting you a thermometer. Just last week you were complaining that you couldn't read exactly what The Independent was saying about you that was so scathing that they referenced it in Question Time without, and I quote, "having to pay the scoundrels hand over fist to read something that probably isn't true and would have been banned in a country with decently effective libel laws anyway!" You went on about it for hours.
Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:12 am (UTC)Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:27 am (UTC)*wanders off into kitchen*
*returns with thermometer and a sheaf of papers*
I was going to recycle these, but you may as well have a look.
See, here's the FT with a special on the failings of neo-liberalism, the Telegraph, the Times and the News of the World. I think I might even have a copy of the Tribune from when you last visited...
*digs around in the sheaf*
Ah, there it is. Anyway.
*takes out thermometer*
Here. Stick it under your tongue and hold it there for 10 seconds.
Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:29 am (UTC)Mrpphhlll!
Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:40 am (UTC)*glances up*
*glances down*
Do you want me to... *muffled snigger* ...to call for a taxi? I really don't think you ought to be teleporting in your condition.
Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:41 am (UTC)Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:43 am (UTC)*inspects*
Despite all signs to the contrary, you appear to be thoroughly normal.
Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:44 am (UTC)Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:49 am (UTC)John, there are a stack of papers knee deep which would suggest otherwise.
Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:51 am (UTC)Anyway, I should probably get back before Sally relegates me to the sofa for some reason. I'll talk to you later, undoubtedly.
Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:53 am (UTC)PossiblyI've warned her that you're likely to be even more irrational than usual.
Re: Regent's Park Home, Living room.
Date: 2011-03-09 12:54 am (UTC)*Leaves*