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The necessity to avoid attending public appearances in person is beginning to grate, though it does provide ample validation of The Machine's projectile capabilities.

The other project progresses apace, or at the very least, generates copious piles of notes. Certain matters of sport have provided an amusing distraction.

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Date: 2011-03-05 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Of course.

*smirk*
You're welcome.

Put the kettle on again before you go.

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Date: 2011-03-05 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
You did that? Jesus, Peter, I... I... Thanks.

Tea. Yes, tea; tea would be a great idea. I could really do with a cup of tea. I'll just go make some...

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Date: 2011-03-05 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Remember to avoid the...

*listens to scream*

...cupboard on the far right.

...there's some salve in the first aid box. Drawer on the left. Probably some plasters too.

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Date: 2011-03-05 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*returns with tea*

...Never let me into that kitchen again when I'm dazed. Please. For my own safety.

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Date: 2011-03-05 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
*receives cup of warm water with good grace*

I'll bear it in mind. How are you going to explain away the scratches on Monday?

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Date: 2011-03-05 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
I'll think of something. Possibly. If not, I'm sure whatever they come up with by themselves will be entertaining, at least for a while.

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Date: 2011-03-05 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
You could simply imply that the Tory backbenchers have reached a new level of rowdiness.

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Date: 2011-03-05 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
I'll be sure to keep that one in mind, thank you.

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Date: 2011-03-05 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I'm sure The Mirror would run with it.

More to the point, you should text Sally to let her know. I have no desire to be hunted down for inflicting injuries on her 'little munchkin'.

*snigger*

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Date: 2011-03-05 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*Gets out phone* Good ide-

...

I'll thank you not to repeat that nickname, or to reveal how you discovered it in the first place.

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Date: 2011-03-05 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Really? What's it worth?

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Date: 2011-03-05 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
*splutter* W-what do you m-

Peter, that's completely and utterly unfa-

You can't just-

...

...fine, what do you want?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-05 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Flying lessons

...hmm, removal of the ban on relocation of The Machine.

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Date: 2011-03-06 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
It is an entirely reasonable suggestion which involves delocalisation of thaumic power away from Westminster.

The fact that it would no longer be in your jurisdiction and would therefore be entirely outside your control is merely an added bonus.

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Date: 2011-03-06 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Peter, don't be ridiculous. This is not about decentralization and devolution, this about stopping you going crazy with power. You're not moving The Machine out of Westminster.

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Date: 2011-03-06 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
Fine.

I...
If you're capable of doing anything without being patronising...
To reduce car usage and hence, carbon emissions, would you consider...

'port off home, you dictatorial little windbag.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-06 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
Kicking me out at such an early time? It's almost as if I've done something to annoy you this evening...

G'night, Peter.

*Teleports*
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